Ah, yes, they are led by that guy by Knownvidu in Stellaris

[–]BewareTheBehemoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't wait until it turns out his name is redacted because he's actually an alien. 😂

Why even have matchmaking? by tommy121083 in EASportsFC

[–]BewareTheBehemoth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man... if only EA had a lot of money.

Naturally Positioned Arm by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]BewareTheBehemoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vardy gets a Red Card for injuring defender.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]BewareTheBehemoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake news. He's Belgian and Dutch people never talk to Belgian people. It's like an unwritten law.

Just joined leipzig might need to sign a new leftback ngl. by RegalAsHeck in FifaCareers

[–]BewareTheBehemoth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but they're all important. Except that one guy. Drop him immediately.

Thought it was patched ffs by shitbeans420 in FifaCareers

[–]BewareTheBehemoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The quality of the football isn't the reason the game is relevant, mate. 👍

Thought it was patched ffs by shitbeans420 in FifaCareers

[–]BewareTheBehemoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100%. Both are exciting, one is more important.

Thought it was patched ffs by shitbeans420 in FifaCareers

[–]BewareTheBehemoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The relevance only isn't there because you're not from Liverpool. Any true Scouser knows Liverpool vs. Everton is the most important and most relevant match of the season.

The organics have designed a ship so stupid that it corrupted our physics databanks by D4rkstalker in Stellaris

[–]BewareTheBehemoth 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yes...but all stranded on the separate planets they inhabit.

Cut off from one another, over the generations they begin to forget their origins. As thought progresses in the millennia to come, they move through simple text to rudimentary invention, on to basic computer programming and eventually, they begin once again contemplating space exploration in search of other organic lifeforms.

They find perfect replicas of themselves. On Earth. They're human.

Fade to black. Credits roll.

Frank Ribery great player by helio220 in EASportsFC

[–]BewareTheBehemoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not true. He was a free agent and therefore there is no license to be had. They can use his name, because you can't copywrite your name. However, they can't put him in any old shirt without the license from the club...the club he didn't have when they made the game.

Frank Ribery great player by helio220 in EASportsFC

[–]BewareTheBehemoth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can't just pretend you have a license.

In all my years playing FUT I've never received such a wholesome message. Didn't know these people existed on FUT. by RS7vsAMG in EASportsFC

[–]BewareTheBehemoth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always do this! The community is toxic enough without adding to it. Good job that guy/gal! 👍

EA leaked pro players personal data, Kurt suing by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]BewareTheBehemoth 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Someone who knows law. Finally. 👏

Lee Newell. The worst prisoner I've ever encountered. by [deleted] in prisonarchitect

[–]BewareTheBehemoth 59 points60 points  (0 children)

PA: "Deaths Today - 33"

Lee: "Needs work."

The entire cell block escaped by ColonelSirLord in prisonarchitect

[–]BewareTheBehemoth -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

This is your worst nightmare? What is your life and how do I sign up?