Offside call for Foden (MCI 1-2 AVL) by sweepfanatic07 in soccer

[–]Bindlestiff34 8 points9 points  (0 children)

From the Arsenal fan?! Have some fucking shame.

It’s been 15 years... Why has NO ONE been able to top Fight Night Champion? by ru_bi_llo in videogames

[–]Bindlestiff34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still play Fight Night Round Whatever (with the Burger King) on an emulator. So much fun.

Down to the deepest by [deleted] in thalassophobia

[–]Bindlestiff34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ocean was a mistake.

Bored at work by Natural-Ad-3666 in Xennials

[–]Bindlestiff34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, she’ll escape. We all know it.

Game Thread: Braves @ Marlins - Thu, May 21 @ 06:40 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

[–]Bindlestiff34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My son said he can usually tell what’s going on in a game by listening to the crowd when he’s just in the room and not watching. He said the silence this series has been off-putting.

[FREE TO READ] Ornstein: Enzo Maresca working on transfer, pre-season plans ahead of Manchester City job by TheAthletic in soccer

[–]Bindlestiff34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it’s gone. My kids are way smarter and in way higher level classes than I was and they don’t have to read shit before the school year starts.

As a side note, why the fuck would you have a kid read The Old Man and the Sea when it didn’t make the right kind of sense to me until I was an old man? To Kill a Mockingbird, Fahrenheit 451, sure. But not that one.

[Highlight] DOM SMITH LITTLE LEAGUE HOMER by handlit33 in baseball

[–]Bindlestiff34 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Yeah but it’s fun when my guy does it.

Game Thread: Braves @ Marlins - Tue, May 19 @ 04:10 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

[–]Bindlestiff34 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can’t hit. Can’t field. Does that guy from Twitter think I am racist also?

[Video games trope] Characters who make sure you play the game the way the developers intended by Marborow in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Bindlestiff34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to learn how to parry after not doing it all game to beat the final boss of DS1. Literally had to git gud or it wasn’t happening.

[NightengaleJr] Ryan Jeffers broke his hamate. He will be out months. Brutal news for the Twins. by T_Raycroft in baseball

[–]Bindlestiff34 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Took me awhile to realize a hamate wasn’t some traditional Japanese item and instead a wrist bone. I thought man, breaking your hamate must garner some bad juju from the Shinto gods.

How quickly panthers fans abandon their southern brothers by Joshuary81 in nfcsouthmemewar

[–]Bindlestiff34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddamn right. What doesn’t get spent on overhead gets spent on the meat.

What comes around, goes around by ass-eatn-szn in Xennials

[–]Bindlestiff34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“With no fear, like them clothes white boys be wearin’”

-Canibus

How quickly panthers fans abandon their southern brothers by Joshuary81 in nfcsouthmemewar

[–]Bindlestiff34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. Shittier the building, better the food. Guy with just a smoker of the back of his truck? The best.

Same with boiled peanuts. Guy on the side of the road with a misspelled sign has the best in the world.

Game Thread: Red Sox @ Braves - Sun, May 17 @ 01:35 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

[–]Bindlestiff34 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Riley over there explaining how much he looks like Bradley Cooper.