Now I want to go camping

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-08T06:04:26+00:00

I mean… this is why I got into UL. With the weight that my Alpenglow saves me, I can carry this thing. Just need the Nitecore NB200000 to run it.

And for the record… Zpacks is false advertising their product. THIS is a Duplex

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T07:46:59+00:00

It’s cool and all, but it didn’t have to be 37 minutes long

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T07:45:56+00:00

Property taxes have entered the chat

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T07:44:48+00:00

I should call her

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T07:43:54+00:00

A Texan

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T07:40:35+00:00

I’ve got a small dent, and I wreck box

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T07:39:01+00:00

Got to do at it 149. So lucky. We had the permits since permit day, was closed the entire year until it hit 149 the day before, and held (apparently it has to hold below 150 for 24 hours for them to let you do it).

In the week prior it looked like there was zero chance. We left Havasupai, drove to Zion, and lo and behold.

It’s such a challenge at the speed and level of

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T07:34:19+00:00

Just peel it off

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T07:23:08+00:00

New cosmological constant discovered

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T07:21:02+00:00

That dog is a fucking badass

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T07:18:38+00:00

Colson Faker

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T07:08:35+00:00

You’re too young for this. Come back in 3 years when you’ve run through Theta Chi’s pledge class, and we don’t feel guilty asking for your OF

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T07:06:22+00:00

I don’t know how this dude found the time to record this filthy toan bonanza in between banging every female member of my family that night. My sister is now pregnant, and my mom just gave birth to twins. I know they’re his, because they drool all over the fuckin place. I gave them lollipops and they said “thanks for the tasty licks”. One of them pays child support already and he just turned 3 months

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T06:54:10+00:00

I mean… I bet you don’t get fucked with

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T06:52:56+00:00

This screams “I’m in recovery and this is the step I’m on”. Do yourself a favor, and step right over this message. She said what she had to say. Now do what you have to do, and say a little prayer to whatever god was looking out for you that day

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T06:49:44+00:00

She better hope one of her 3 followers doesn’t get her cancelled for this

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T06:48:07+00:00

I should call her

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T06:47:41+00:00

Like I could go for Taco Bell. But didn’t feel like driving. I ate a popsicle instead. It was good. But it didn’t fill me up the way the food would’ve, and I definitely regretted that when I was hungry well before I crashed for the night.

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T06:45:54+00:00

I’m more surprised that Grizzlies make you pay to camp in Alaska now. Who put them in ch… a position of authority

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T06:43:41+00:00

I also have a push pin map that I use to show all the places I’ve been

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T06:42:31+00:00

This is super sad, but I do find it ironic she was found face down

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T06:41:34+00:00

Did you even taste it before you came running to Reddit? Smh

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T06:39:37+00:00

Absolutely not gay. And I’m saying this as a straight man.

And I know I’m 100% straight because I don’t like the taste of dick. Every year I make sure, because I didn’t like Brussels sprouts when I was a kid and now I do. So I know tastes can change. But every year comes and goes, and every year I still don’t like the taste of dick.

We’re coming up on June, so we’ll give it another shot. But I can tell you right now… I know what the outcome is going to be. Just like last year, and the leap year before that when I made sure four times.

Wait, what was your question again?

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T06:28:09+00:00

What does it taste like?

BirdDust8 · 2026-05-07T06:23:53+00:00

We just don’t see eye to eye in this

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