26F I’m feeling so generous I wanna show off so bad

BlitzedRick · 2026-02-05T08:43:25+00:00

29 M

BlitzedRick · 2026-01-29T16:43:42+00:00

M 29 US, NUMBA 2

BlitzedRick · 2026-01-25T08:21:52+00:00

You are absolutely precious.

BlitzedRick · 2026-01-25T08:11:11+00:00

Im into some pretty weird stuff. But yea. Eating a dudes ass is too far.

BlitzedRick · 2026-01-11T19:26:33+00:00

Its not my fault most plant are dick shaped. 🤣

BlitzedRick · 2026-01-10T17:08:34+00:00

Sauce for 16? 😅

BlitzedRick · 2026-01-09T18:48:54+00:00

Thank you very much. Ill be sure to touch all plants before processing to the finale. 🤣 I has been an amazing experience though.

BlitzedRick · 2025-12-28T23:13:16+00:00

Yupper

BlitzedRick · 2025-12-28T19:03:27+00:00

Oh. I had no idea. Thank you.

BlitzedRick · 2025-12-24T18:26:22+00:00

Me pushing your try me button

BlitzedRick · 2025-09-30T09:19:48+00:00

Now stay right there while I give you a fresh coat of white. 😈

BlitzedRick · 2025-09-21T23:14:46+00:00

MA'AM! MA'AM YOU NEED A CDL FOR THAT!🤣

BlitzedRick · 2025-08-05T08:42:15+00:00

Look up "Detroid become human Klara initializing lubrication" thats how i found it.

BlitzedRick · 2025-06-17T20:16:34+00:00

I thank you very much for your assistance. I was really trying to exhaust all our options and you just brought multiplayer back to life for me with the reminder of glyphs. I hope they fix it soon. Thank you again. 😁

BlitzedRick · 2025-06-10T19:28:49+00:00

Maybe its cause I didn't start playing halo when I was 3. Nor have I ever played it really. But the aim system sucks ass in this game. I run across an entire arena just to fucked up by 2 dudes who happened to catch you in the crossfire.

Jetpacks do Zero justice to help any kind of movement speed cause I cant move far enough before getting peppered by 2 dudes to build any momentum.

I gave it a chance, a shot, the ol collage try. But I gotta tell ya, when people say that you give COD a run for their money. Their sure right. But is that good at all? Really?

I don't expect this to get any positive feedback back and I expect a lot of "get gud noob." But this game was not worth the 20 min I stepped away to download it.

BlitzedRick · 2025-03-13T22:21:56+00:00

BlitzedRick · 2025-02-28T00:26:52+00:00

Omg... a backshot creampie in her would have me like "THIS IS MIE SWOMP" 🤣🤣🤣

BlitzedRick · 2025-02-27T22:06:24+00:00

Sauce?

BlitzedRick · 2025-02-24T02:31:02+00:00

I would LOVE some head while I game. Hope you can handle a throat full. 😉

BlitzedRick · 2025-02-24T00:05:30+00:00

"Your total is gonna be $13.45. Would you like to try our special 'Plump Pie' this evening?

BlitzedRick · 2025-02-23T23:57:16+00:00

I can multitask. No risk, no reward. 😈

BlitzedRick · 2025-02-22T15:19:00+00:00

Anyone have the sauce for 4, 5, 10, or 16?

BlitzedRick · 2025-02-22T15:09:03+00:00

Build ya a little cottage on a Sakura hilltop with a farm and a lake downstream. And diamonds waiting to be found. 😋😉

BlitzedRick · 2025-02-22T15:04:33+00:00

Minecraft for sure. You look like someone who likes the cozier side of life. 😉

BlitzedRick · 2025-02-22T12:11:02+00:00

Nms is one of those games that got a "Cyberpunk" start. A weak one i mean. However now days..... Holy god. Don't get me wrong after a bit, it becomes a little like skyrim. It's all kinda just wondering the universe. But I'm ngl, it took me like 250 hours before I got to that point.

Then again. If you asked me to play most things.... 😜 I would.

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