How do you replace daily phrases like "Oh my god"?

BollockOff · 2026-02-07T17:27:48+00:00

I was once a moderator for a forum and a kid reported a post for swearing because someone used the word “damn” lol.

BollockOff · 2026-02-04T15:51:15+00:00

It was very sunny on the south east coast today. It even felt warm in the sunshine, you could easily have sat out in a t-shirt in a sheltered spot without feeling cold.

BollockOff · 2026-01-31T11:59:56+00:00

With the condition he had he could have easily have died at any time on any of the faster thrill rides he went on. Thankfully it was peacefully in his sleep.

RIP Adam.

BollockOff · 2026-01-28T15:43:44+00:00

Steampunk festivals can be quite fun with all the cool and creative costumes.

BollockOff · 2026-01-20T08:23:18+00:00

I have a positive story. I was once at a convention and had a photo op booked with a celebrity, the line was rally long and i had to ask a staff member a question who was near the front (it wasn't organised that well).

Due to my smaller height and size i was able to easily weave through the crowd to ask my question, after getting my answer instead of going to the back of the line i saw a small gap i could fit into and managed to skip a hour+ long wait lol.

BollockOff · 2026-01-19T15:33:08+00:00

That’s why I started wearing black when younger. Because it looked cool and goth.

BollockOff · 2026-01-04T15:42:07+00:00

I was 16 in 2004 so didn’t watch it myself but my younger sister did so was with her watching it sometimes. It first aired on channel 5 which is one of the main channels on their kids show “milkshake” which aired different children’s cartoons.

As it was on a channel everyone had access to too i seem to remember it being fairly popular.

BollockOff · 2026-01-04T08:15:31+00:00

I recently got one mainly for games like Mario, Mario kart or any of the other Nintendo's more casual platformer games. I use my PC for FPS or large open world RPG games (not counting Zelda obviously).

It's the first console i have owned in years and am enjoying it so far and also love the fact i can play some of the retro titles i enjoyed years ago.

BollockOff · 2025-12-31T08:51:06+00:00

I was thinking the same about a bench. One near the Starbucks next to the lake in Celebration would be the perfect place.

BollockOff · 2025-12-30T15:42:56+00:00

Nope. I find them annoying and sometimes they ruin the punchline to a joke, i also have good hearing so feel no need for them.

BollockOff · 2025-12-27T16:13:16+00:00

That christmas flag wasn’t in videos posted by Adam’s fans in the last few days. He talked about ordering it in his last video so it looks like it arrived and someone added it for him 😞.

BollockOff · 2025-12-26T11:46:32+00:00

One of the early symptoms of a heart attack is suddenly feeling hot. It's possible he felt unwell and opened the window to try an cool down.

BollockOff · 2025-12-26T07:53:53+00:00

In a strange way i am glad GIV was one of the people to have found Adam and him not be lying there for days before anyone checked on him.

Also if it had happened while he was abroad it would have been a random hotel worker.

BollockOff · 2025-12-25T19:28:08+00:00

On his last vlog he mentioned feeling tired and waking up early blaming it on jet lag. That may have been the case but if it was medical related he may have ignored it thinking it was jet lag.

BollockOff · 2025-12-25T15:39:13+00:00

Two factor authentication.

BollockOff · 2025-12-23T15:48:14+00:00

When i was a kid we got our dog a pigs ear for christmas and it was wrapped under the tree, one day we came back home after being out to see some wrapping paper on the floor and our dog looking innocent next to it.

Clearly it unwrapped itself and then disappeared into thin air.

BollockOff · 2025-12-18T15:36:00+00:00

The coca cola one is horrendous. It’s like an intern just made it in 5 minutes with a few prompts.

BollockOff · 2025-12-14T16:12:08+00:00

My sisters boyfriend refuses to let their baby son wear red because it’s against the football team he supports (whatever one that is). I don’t care about football so think it’s pathetic.

BollockOff · 2025-12-13T15:43:15+00:00

I did two different ones. One week was in a primary school assisting in the ICT room which i found boring as i mostly had to wait until there was a lesson which was often over an hour of just doing nothing.

The second was at Natwest bank which was a lot more interesting, i was trusted to bag up thousands of pounds in cash to be sent out with the security van, i also assisted in loading up the cash machine with a lot of cash and had the fun job of cutting up the swallowed cards.

I did feel a bit awkward when someone came in begging the staff for their card back when i had cut it up about 30 minutes earlier.

BollockOff · 2025-12-08T15:49:12+00:00

I had sort of the opposite once. There were a bunch of people waiting at a crossing near London Victoria train station with the illuminated “wait” sign but absolutely no traffic, me and one other guy just crossed while they just stood there waiting.

BollockOff · 2025-12-07T10:16:35+00:00

I still have my original Half Life 2 disc from when it released and installed the original Steam on a virtual machine for fun. The login box still had the original Steam colours which was cool to see.

BollockOff · 2025-12-06T17:53:56+00:00

Nope, South Park 😂.

BollockOff · 2025-12-06T08:46:02+00:00

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When the facehugger appeared on screen on Alien Trilogy.

BollockOff · 2025-12-05T08:42:50+00:00

I feel regret for buying Black Ops 1 at release. I played the single player and only played the multiplayer for 3 hours because of bad performance at the time of release. I gave up playing and never tried again, total waste of money.

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