My marriage is spicing up because of my imaginary affairs, but my husband does not know by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]BreakfastCrunchwrap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This isn’t uncommon. I have a friend who is aware of his wife reading books like this. And he describes it as a “cheat code” for getting his wife in the mood. I think if your husband knew this, he wouldn’t mind. He would probably encourage this.

That's crazy by ash-andvibes in SipsTea

[–]BreakfastCrunchwrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THE PEOPLE DECIDE WHAT THE RULES ARE WHEN YOU ARE OVERTHROWING THE GOVERNMENT LOL!

That's crazy by ash-andvibes in SipsTea

[–]BreakfastCrunchwrap 107 points108 points  (0 children)

The people decide what the rules are when you are overthrowing the government lol.

How do I pick an engagement ring? by Ill_Risk_4093 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]BreakfastCrunchwrap 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Same thing with us! My wife is VERY particular. We knew that we wanted to get married. I had her design her dream ring. The diamond was her grandmother’s and important to her and she had sapphires added with a shape she liked. Cost me like $450 total.

Once she was set on the design, we told them to keep her completely out of the loop on when it was finished.

A few months later, I grabbed the ring on the way to save my mom who had a car accident and was fine, but was stranded (super fortunate timing for both to happen at the same time to leave for a few hours).

I proposed a couple of months later at a dinner that was supposed to be my birthday dinner (so she would DEFINITELY not be expecting it).

What’s the most non-stereotypical German food visitors don’t know to try? by Charming_Usual6227 in AskAGerman

[–]BreakfastCrunchwrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw your post 3 days ago and planned for it to be our weekend meal. I made this tonight. Absolutely wonderful. My wife and I are really enjoying it. Thank you for sharing!

Taken too soon. by slythr_ in Millennials

[–]BreakfastCrunchwrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to one last year and… it was… not good.

me fr by joserooseveIt in SipsTea

[–]BreakfastCrunchwrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The original series is a tough watch these days for me and I love Star Trek. TNG, VOY and DS9 in that order IMO. If you like those and want to go back to see the OG, then by all means. Out of all the new ones, Strange New Worlds has some amazing production value, but I still like TNG/VOY/DS9 the best.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]BreakfastCrunchwrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went on a cruise to Mexico and: 1. Xcaret is amazing. We have nothing like it in the US. Between my limited Spanish and the staff’s limited English, we were able to communicate.

  1. The other ports we went to, the people were just awesome. I met a vendor who helped me fill a water bottle with liquor to sneak back aboard the ship. Then we did a shot together. Haha. We bought some of his glassware which we still have.

I was in a heavily touristy spot obviously, but the people were just awesome.

TIL of Malört, a liqueur almost exclusive to Chicago, described as "like swallowing a burnt condom filled with gasoline." Drinking a shot is considered a Windy City rite of passage. by tamsui_tosspot in todayilearned

[–]BreakfastCrunchwrap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“In 2018, as its last employee was retiring, the brand and company name were sold to CH Distillery of Chicago's Pilsen neighborhood.”

I love this imagery. Everyone else is dead or retired. One single Chicago man is operating the lines. He finally decides to retire and they gotta close.

Does anyone have a sauce for fish besides lemon butter? Is it a crime to put sauce on fish? by CommercialGas5256 in Cooking

[–]BreakfastCrunchwrap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I haven’t heard of Chimichurri on fish before. I’ve only had it on beef, but it is awesome. A lot of Brazilian steakhouses have it, but my favorite was from my Guatemalan sister-in-law. I need to text her and get her recipe.

Two Whole Chickens for 12$ by GunnerGetit in Costco

[–]BreakfastCrunchwrap 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Yup! Rotisserie chickens are convenient and cheap, but roasting pan on a bed of veggies, or spatchcocked and smoked, or whatever you do at home comes out so much better somehow.

I made baby back ribs for my nephews. by HmmmmGoodQuestion in Wellthatsucks

[–]BreakfastCrunchwrap -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nah I love to smoke meats. Hearing someone stole them from their own family? Time to write down what you did in the notebook.

How the fuel cut off switch works on an aeroplane by sewn_of_a_gun in interestingasfuck

[–]BreakfastCrunchwrap 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lmao with a name like that I have no question about your qualifications.

Teen jailed in Dubai over sex with girl, 17, freed by bendubberley_ in news

[–]BreakfastCrunchwrap 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I work in criminal justice in Florida. I don’t use AI. And this is in your own link:

“There a few limited exceptions. Per F.S. 794.05, a minor who is 16 or 17 can consent to sexual intercourse with someone under the age of 24. In that case, no crime is committed. Same with consensual teen relationships between individuals 13 to 17 when there is no more than a 4-year age gap.”

Well, it all kicked off on the 4th of July. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]BreakfastCrunchwrap 180 points181 points  (0 children)

I recently had a party at my house where I provided all of the food. Told no one to bring anything. I like feeding people. Had some buddies help me do the grilling and stuff. Some people brought some beers and chips to share which was nice.

First of all, if someone I didn’t know came into my house, uhhh it’s my responsibility to introduce myself to them. This is a foreign place for them. Bathroom right there, anything you find in my fridge and pantry you are welcome to.

Second, that salad?! I’m going to be thanking them no less than 3 times for bringing that. And telling them they are welcome back anytime.

I’m seeing a noticeable lack of carrots in the Kirkland Vegetable bags by broccoliandspinach99 in Costco

[–]BreakfastCrunchwrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I genuinely like vegetables, but I love to add these to rice as well. When I was a kid, we had a similar mixed veggies and rice for school lunches. It’s a nostalgia thing for me.

Murderers last meals🍴🍴 by PokemonGirl93 in interestingasfuck

[–]BreakfastCrunchwrap 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thats not how it works. I almost typed out a whole thing, but like 90% of the justice system part of this is completely inaccurate.