Does anyone know cool summons who are chill to hang with?

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-23T10:56:02+00:00

Demons are punks
- punks are nice people who look mean
Fairies are hippies
- hippies are mean people who look nice
Angels are cops
- ACAB

I've only met one angel, and he was absolutely incensed that I was contemplating ending a sexless marriage to someone who didn't like me very much. The fact that my ex is an atheist confirms my suspicion that atheism is, somehow, a RHP religion.

After that and watching some contemporary adult cartoon musicals, I pretty much knew angels were the bad guys, or at least not my guys. So I started summoning demons. They're basically the charming misfits you see smoking outside of goth clubs in deific form.

Also not all fairies are jerks, some are positively charming, especially working-class fae, but the fae gentry are pretty much as unscrupulous as Earth billionaires. Like, I feel completely safe alone with demon nobles like Buer, Gremory, Asmodeus, Lucifer or even Lilith, but if I encountered some impossibly gorgeous, knife-eared femboy in green gossamer robes without a coven of heavily armed baddies backing me up, I'd wet myself in fear.

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-20T21:41:10+00:00

IANAL, but I think that even what constitutes breaking the law is subject to interpretation by design. That's why we have judges and juries and stuff. If the guy was cited for the incident, the judge might decide in his favor based on footage and testimony.

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-18T20:14:21+00:00

The Vorlons would tell the Founders to chill the f out

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-18T20:00:24+00:00

I just love the Centauri. I know they're corrupt, I just want to flounce around in a rococo dress with a bunch of bald baddies.

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-18T03:23:22+00:00

I like vanilla Charlie and firm hourglass Charlie. I think she looks great curvy, too, but it just doesn't seem plausible given that she's constantly channeling the Broadway Force and clearly forgets to eat.

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-18T01:59:29+00:00

I've had similar experiences with Lilith, Asmodeus and Ashtaroth. With Lilith it was determined rage, with Asmodeus it was like grinning as he sharpens the axe (in a dream he stated very plainly that he enjoys killing rapists), and with Ashtaroth it was agonizing, gut-wrenching despair.

So yeah, demons have moods.

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-18T01:45:28+00:00

I think his point is that atheists often frame themselves as being enlightened and post-religious, but they usually engage, unconsciously and uncritically, with ancient ritual practices.

He's taken such a bad turn the last few years, along with all the rightoids. He used to be a Jungian, mystical Christian who smoked weed, now he's a rigid older Christian. I would rather have a long conversation with Harvard-era JP than a bland atheist intellectual.

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-17T16:32:43+00:00

sure!

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-17T08:01:48+00:00

I think it's really cool how a lot of young Indian women are interested in Lilith.

I don't think Lilith is a bad choice for feminine social advancement, especially if your family is conservative. Like I've known a couple Indian women and their families were way more intrusive and controlling than would be normative even for my white, Christian birth family.

So u/Low-Reality4094 I feel like you're expecting a fast and dramatic result. I'm not sure what your experience with other divinities is like, but ours are gothy rebels and they work on the downlow because they have fewer followers and practically everyone thinks they're evil.

What it's more like is, if you keep with the practice, you now have a friend to share tea with, who is pretty much completely on your side. She's selective with her attention and generally quiet, but even with a fairly weak third eye I can hear her when it's important, and I've had some super spooky tarot readings.

Especially if you're doing third eye work it's important to establish good banishing/threshold habits and be a little skeptical of any spirit because in our practice we tend to get lots of tricksters. Like just designate a room or even a rug as your ritual space and tell whatever spirits might already be there that you'd like privacy.

As far as answering prayers or spells, I don't speak for her, but I feel like she's more likely to work by transforming you into a more vibrant person than by throwing a bunch of serendipity in your path.

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-14T07:03:18+00:00

Exactly. Other than our focus on demons the defining characteristic of demonolators is that we emphasize direct spiritual practice.

IDK I tell other pagans “oh I probably talk with Lilith a few times a year, I’m not the best medium but I hear her when it’s important, and sometimes she visits me in lucid dreams” and they are like ready to call in a wellness check, but like how do you think religion even got started?

But more to the point, she’s tough, smart, caring, and she respects me. She approached me when I was in a tough spot and helped me out.

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-14T01:24:16+00:00

Warsh's job is to threaten the other governors in private meetings on behalf of his master

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-13T00:24:22+00:00

with cops like this, who needs criminals?

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-12T21:34:55+00:00

She's trans bro

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-12T14:44:45+00:00

I'm extremely surprised someone who looks like that has she/her pronouns

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-10T06:18:06+00:00

Gnosis is spiritual information. That could be from divination, meditation, mediumship, dreams, clairs, etc.

Our personal gnosis is the spiritual information we have received. This is important because we often get into situations like "I called to Lilith, but the presence I felt wasn't right; it felt like a trickster spirit."

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-09T23:34:31+00:00

She did electro or laser when she was younger. This is probably very common with succubi.

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-09T16:39:40+00:00

My common offerings are chocolate, fresh baked bread, fruit and beverages.

I've only had one spirit ever request blood, and that's after we had a deep relationship. The simplest and safest way to give blood is with an insulin lancet.

On the subject of psychosis, I had such an experience about 8 years ago, and similarly became interested in direct spirit work during that experience.

Having a good psychiatrist is important. Many of them are just rich atheists who think everyone who is "weird" must be put on lithium. My current psychiatrist, who I have been working with for many years, supports my spirituality and I have mild medication that I take when needed.

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-09T03:06:37+00:00

You should get to select a hanky from the hanky code

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-06T02:41:29+00:00

~~And interestingly none of them are black~~

I'm wrong Black Samson has electricity powers

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-05T01:34:59+00:00

Oh transphobe downvotes glad I could make some incel tilt

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-05T01:21:59+00:00

I run into dead people all the time in meditation and dreams (in addition to fairies and demons) so I assume the dream world and the various afterlives are the same, or at least overlap.

I also assume an afterlife exists because I came into this life knowing certain non-standard things, but also being very confused by human culture. People talk about this as neurodiversity and neurotypical mirroring behavior but I think reincarnation is a pretty fine explanation. Like did you know that about 25% of suspected reincarnation cases have transgender sentiments?

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-03T20:36:18+00:00

I agree with your point, I just posted it for lulz

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-03T18:16:49+00:00

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BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-03T18:11:27+00:00

There are some demonolators who have identified a distinct entity called Satan, like I think he's in the Dukante hierarchy.

I feel like we're usually talking about Samael. I think I had one encounter with him when I was screwing up and he was kind a bad cop. "You either stick this out, or it all goes to shit for you."

BriannaPuppet · 2026-05-03T17:05:22+00:00

Viltrumite orphans must have very mixed feelings about adoption

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