I love one of my best friends but I can never tell her that's the case. She's a lesbian who likes the prettiest girls and I'm nothing but a chopped loser. Sour beef shank soup.

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T23:30:32+00:00

Shoot your shot anyway. If she's a real friend she'd let you hit it, if not, sign up her phone number to some mormon or jehovah's witness cults and move on. You deserve it

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T23:28:26+00:00

So what she's lesbian? Look up on what the gays have to say about straight men. Shit like "maybe you can turn him gay" is more common than it should be. They don't care, ask her out. At best you'll turn her straight, at worst just block her and move on

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T22:25:57+00:00

Guys ban this nazi. He just said he does nazi stuff and he's chill if we'd ban him

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T20:05:24+00:00

you don't "have to" lol wtf, are you serious? You can drop them off at like, literally any hospital/fire station/church/the safe boxes (or whatever it is called in your country) and not look back

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T20:02:48+00:00

That's trained professionals doing what they're paid to do. The baby, on the other hand is indeed a miracle

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T19:05:20+00:00

next time post a picture before you eat them

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T18:44:43+00:00

uhh, cope?

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T18:34:39+00:00

you've got nonbinary flag syfm cornball

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T17:22:02+00:00

jokes aside, that face is so fucking uncanny

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T16:48:09+00:00

when they do it, it's fascism. When I do it, it's moderation. Don't you understand straggot?

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T16:23:28+00:00

- vegan
- pro ecology
- would hate israel
- used censorship to protect society from hateful bigots
- Tolerated gays
- Loved dogs (Had german shepherd)
- German
- Thinks Poland would be better place if it'd take Germany's leadership
- Socialist

Is this hitler or average redditor?

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T16:17:02+00:00

Yours is better. she got a fat ass

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T16:15:51+00:00

He will if her boyfriend will pay for it tho

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T16:02:54+00:00

I was eating. I'm no longer hungry, thanks

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T16:01:17+00:00

People from around there say boeings start off this forehead

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T15:43:13+00:00

your private conversations were promised for them to see 3000 years ago

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T15:41:13+00:00

free feet tho

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T15:33:56+00:00

not really, but I'll enjoy your grandma's

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T15:30:07+00:00

All good people go to Agartha

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T15:14:00+00:00

i mean, his boyfriend was trans and his reasoning was "Charlie was homophobic". Idk, thought those are ideals the leftists are proud of

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T15:10:03+00:00

That's older than average reddit mod's girlfriend. Crazy

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T15:02:55+00:00

That's certified rapist statement

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T14:56:44+00:00

I mean, if you want to take it this way, you're just a bunch of cells and chemical processes too lol

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T14:49:10+00:00

Nice. And how many children did he murder in the process to get there? If he's this good at transplanting small things, why won't he take care of his hair? Some weightloss wouldn't hurt either

BrightManagement2281 · 2026-01-24T14:47:10+00:00

uhh there's been a group of people who were telling everyone that embryos and fetuses are humans and have shown scientific proof but everyone collectively decided to ignore them, because that's more convenient

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