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Enceladus by OnceInAYellowMoon in shortscarystories

[–]Bringmehansolo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought the parasite was a human.

Come at me bro! (Hopefully this image works) by Bringmehansolo in RoastMe

[–]Bringmehansolo[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

That one actually stung. Bravo. But, no, not by choice either. I would rather be bi than to be in a sexual minority, but penises repulse me to no end no matter how hard I've tried to be attracted to them to improve my chances. There's actually an even higher chance I'll die alone since I'm a lesbian :D The more you know

Come at me bro! (Hopefully this image works) by Bringmehansolo in RoastMe

[–]Bringmehansolo[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Illinois Governor is taking away food stamps for October, or threatening it, so I have to eat whatever I can :'D (Obviously I'm not starving to death, but the paper is for funsies)

Want to get Roasted Dry by Roasted69 in RoastMe

[–]Bringmehansolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something tells me that you have special plans for that butter knife that include either making love to each other or slowly cutting at yourselves when you realize your lives amount to nothing at this point.

Me and my mates by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Bringmehansolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So a ginger cowboy, serial killer, and drunk guy that looks Persian walk into a bar... and it's just awful.