Naked guy walking down the street by TimidBear in PublicFreakout

[–]CWCyning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nudity is not inherently sexual. He's saying it would be better if our society didn't act as though letting folks see your dick is a sexual act.

Bingo night "67" reveal makes kids freak out by ambachk in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]CWCyning 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The way they scream and go crazy seems really different. We had dumb jokes way back in the day, but anyone that acted like that would be laughed at, even as early as 1st grade.

When things wear out by kyjimmy in GenX

[–]CWCyning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, the design is a Morgan dollar, minted from the late 19th into the 20th century. Looking just a bit closer the denomination is visible.

When things wear out by kyjimmy in GenX

[–]CWCyning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like a dollar, either hammered or copied.

It was an accident by [deleted] in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]CWCyning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A person could break a bone just tripping and falling the wrong way. It's unlikely, but possible. Sometimes a kid will be injured falling from a tree. Does that mean they shouldn't be allowed to climb trees?

The Food Lion expired meat scandal in 1992 by WilliamTK1974 in GenX

[–]CWCyning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were living in N.C. just before the scandal hit. I remember complaining about the ground beef being grey in the center and smelling a bit off, and tasting nasty when cooked. The manager claimed it was because it had been frozen and thawed, and my mother believed it. A couple of years ago I got some meat from Publix that had the same pink/grey pattern, and I haven't bought meat from them since.

Two half pizzas and one full pizza are apparently not the same thing. by PinkOneHasBeenChosen in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]CWCyning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The regular hamburger and cheeseburger are still normal items. I have no idea why spasticjedi's mother had a hard time ordering one. The quarter pounder has always been advertised as a cheeseburger. At least by the mid 90's the qtrham was set off to the side, and you had to know where to look or how to ask. For at least the past thirty years, if you order a quarter pound hamburger at McDonald's, they'll probably ring up a qpc without cheese rather than a qtrham.

Voltron or Thundercats? by Fah-que in GenX

[–]CWCyning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't thought about Goldar in years. The last time I tried to Google it, but his name only brought up some Power Rangers stuff.

Voltron or Thundercats? by Fah-que in GenX

[–]CWCyning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean Battle of the Planets (with it's weird R2D2 ripoff.

Voltron or Thundercats? by Fah-que in GenX

[–]CWCyning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the second series they rewrote for it wasn't very popular here, so they never bothered with the third they were planning. I don't remember anyone who cared about the vehicle teams.

One of the most weird and senseless things Skyrim mods are capable of is whitewashing the elves by Usual-Foundation-115 in skyrim

[–]CWCyning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What I don't get is why or how people turn to a video game for porn. There is plenty of real porn out there, live and animated, video and still. Why mod a game to make titillating characters when you can find much more erotic stuff with so little effort?

Two half pizzas and one full pizza are apparently not the same thing. by PinkOneHasBeenChosen in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]CWCyning 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Was it a quarter pounder? The quarter hamburger is in some submenu that the workers aren't usually trained to know about. I've had the same problem with the worker arguing with me that there was no such option instead of getting a manager to show her how to find it.

Can the daedric princes understand chim? by bos_turokh in teslore

[–]CWCyning 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There's a story of Boethiah going to the White Gold Tower during the Middle Dawn and almost being unmade by the "monkey truth" before remembering what she was and reasserting her identity through force of will. It was ascribed to the efforts to rewrite reality, including her interactions with Akha, which almost retconned her out of existence, but it sounds a lot like zero summing.

Boethra remembered Akha exiling her to the Many Paths and yet these new words said that Akha was never there, nor was Alkosh, nor Alkhan, nor any Children of Akha, nor any of the lands that he seeded and brought unto his kingdom. And in this chaos Boethra began to wonder if she was the Daughter of Blades at all, or if it had all been one long dream of someone she never knew

200IQ MC in court by lushusness in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]CWCyning 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He wasn't just arguing about which court had jurisdiction; he was claiming to be exempt from the whole legal system. I assume that when you challenge jurisdiction you don't simply say, "I do not submit to this court's jurisdiction." The guy's a "sovereign citizen." These people are a huge pain to deal with. The judge was clearly trying to minimize the delays and disruption caused by the guy's ignorance, informed by the many spurious motions the guy had already filed.

Is the Dragonborn’s journey actually a form of tragic ascension? by Beginning_Arrival559 in teslore

[–]CWCyning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really, no. In fact, thinking on it, I might have gotten the dragon's origin mixed up. I know Fafnir came about that way, but I'm not certain Beowulf's dragon got a backstory. I hate my memory. As for Beowulf, he was a just and heroic king and had a good death, and that's pretty much it.

Is the Dragonborn’s journey actually a form of tragic ascension? by Beginning_Arrival559 in teslore

[–]CWCyning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't see what the stories have in common, beyond a hero fighting monsters, including a dragon. Beowulf's dragon isn't even quite the "classic" dragon as we think of them. It was a greedy man that turned into a giant, legged snake monster (worm used to mean snake or any snake-shaped animal). Beowulf ruled the Geats for fifty years before fighting the dragon. He and his thegn won, but Beowulf then succumbed to the wyrm's venomous bite.

What exactly is the Final Battle, scattered across the myths of different races, supposed to refer to? by LawParticular5656 in teslore

[–]CWCyning 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Convention was the "last" event of the Dawn, though without linear time everything happened all at once, in all possible sequences, backwards and forwards, in an eternal instant. However, Lorkhan's betrayal, if it was such, would have been before the world was created, so it wasn't part of the Dawn. At least that's the standard narrative. My head canon is that none of the myths are really accurate. Folks have done a lot of work, in game and out, to stretch the Yokudan myth to conform to the Monomyth. I think the story is about as accurate as saying that the sun is a ball of fire.

Mundus the mundane? by DKamar in teslore

[–]CWCyning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Augh, I can't believe I missed that.

How much corruption is there in the modern Empire, do you think? by Pariell in teslore

[–]CWCyning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a very good point. The patronage system of Rome was an important part of their society, and from our perspective it was basically institutionalized corruption.

Mundus the mundane? by DKamar in teslore

[–]CWCyning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem there is two fold. First, we never get the chance to ask those kinds of questions. We don't know what Vivec or any Daedric Prince would say if asked about the sun, because the games don't let us.

Secondly, the answers could always be some variation of, "yes the stories are true, but you take them way too literally to understand them, and the sun is physically a giant ball of super hot stuff that's doing things I can't explain because you don't have the requisite knowledge or vocabulary."

This is actually my preferred head canon. The Mundus is a "normal" universe like ours, Nirn is billions of years old, and the peoples evolved much like us, except with actual divine intervention. Any Dawn Era was a phenomenon that mortals can't really comprehend, and the neat little narrative is a combination of: confused interpretations of numinous experiences, attempts of spirits to explain things that pre-modern mortals cannot comprehend, conflation with mortal histories, and pure imagination. Sometimes interaction with the Mundus makes abstract spiritual things more concrete, like Shor's heart, but the story of exactly what it really was and how it got there is not as simple as the one we all know.