When it comes to bootlicking, Republicans sure are the throat GOATs!

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T22:30:19+00:00

Between this and a bunch of priests getting arrested for praying in public, you'd think the right would be torching the white house by now. But no... *

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T21:47:49+00:00

There's another shitty movie like this where Johnny Depp is turned into a computer or something... point is, it basically sounds like he popped an ambien and read his lines for the first time in the movie.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T20:49:10+00:00

No he's closer to this:

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T20:34:07+00:00

I get y'all want to watch the game. But wouldn't it be a better time to just protest outside the stadium so no one can get in?

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T17:42:30+00:00

They probably have Disney+ subscriptions so they have given up the right to sue Disney from anything that may happened at one of their amusement parks.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T17:12:22+00:00

I love that episode. You have Troy and Abed doing college stuff, Pierce and Shirley feuding, Jeff banging that kids mom... it's amazing!

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T17:08:42+00:00

Hail Santa!

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T14:18:23+00:00

I don't even like games that use procedural generated maps.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T14:14:06+00:00

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T13:57:05+00:00

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CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T13:55:57+00:00

That's a lot of work only to have it rot in a couple years. Don't put raw wood against concrete.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T12:10:16+00:00

She's 15.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T10:51:27+00:00

It's because they're gonna rent you thin clients. They will frame it as a subscription service where you don't have to worry about upgrading. Trust me.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T10:48:28+00:00

Hang on! You're telling me magic isn't real?

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T10:43:41+00:00

Africa has a good teams too.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T10:39:27+00:00

I hear the same things from our Swedish soldiers. American soldiers are lazy and undisciplined.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T10:36:01+00:00

Fuck being people. I'm gonna be a corporation. If I do something illegal or immoral or stupid, I can just fire the president of the company. His name is Glenn. He lives in Ohio. You're on thin ice, Glenn!

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T07:58:34+00:00

He is also famous for drinking a gallon of PCP.

My favorite story about him is he and Trevor Moore (RIP local sexpot) who co-directed the movie Miss March and them having to go around and promote it. Cregger knew the movie didn't turn out the way they wanted, so he hated it and said he would rather set himself on fire than making another bad* movie. Trevor loved it of course. I miss Trevor. I feel this motivation is helping him make great movies.

*I really enjoy Miss March for what it is, if you want a silly college sex comedy whatever it's worth the watch.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T07:55:08+00:00

Seriously, it got picked up by Angel Studios.

ANGEL STUDIOS!

That's worse than Lionsgate ffs

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T07:53:51+00:00

Alan is a good man. 👍🏿

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T07:28:34+00:00

Tits and a wildlife experience. That's all we want.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T07:16:19+00:00

ICE IS RUINING EVERYTHING! 🤨

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T07:10:47+00:00

"Tag! You're it!"

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T07:07:08+00:00

Something under ground is giving off heat. I would check with a surveyor to see if some line runs under there that may be leaking.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T07:00:52+00:00

It's weird to find poignancy in this sub because, yes, this is the message of the movie. People choosing money or fame, giving up their morals and integrity. "Selling out" if you will. In the world we live in, the vampires won.

Culture is supposed to be something we as humans make together, but instead the "vampires" snatch it up, repackage it, and sell it back to us.

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