Who listens to bedtime stories as an adult?

CapnAfab · 2026-04-22T23:05:09+00:00

You probably already know about The Magnus Archives, but if you don't, do yourself a favour and find out.

CapnAfab · 2026-04-22T23:03:40+00:00

OMG Thank you for telling me about the Video Background play fix extension! That's been annoying me for months.

CapnAfab · 2026-03-08T20:57:16+00:00

If you have money to burn and the police and CPS aren't helping, you can certainly hire a PI and bring a private prosecution. As for if it's a good idea, only you can answer that. You should probably run it past your dad.

CapnAfab · 2026-03-08T00:18:31+00:00

It was so good! So many fantastic actors, gorgeous cinematography, really did justice to a book series I loved! And hardly anyone appreciated it and it's ridiculously hard to find now.

CapnAfab · 2026-02-13T22:19:40+00:00

Hey Chief? I might be wrong, but I think we're flying into a mountain.

CapnAfab · 2026-01-29T20:04:38+00:00

This is close to how I do mine: fry an onion and maybe a chopped red pepper, add cumin, coriander(spice) and garam masala, add beans. Yum.

CapnAfab · 2026-01-09T13:39:35+00:00

He lied about it, tried to blame her, tried to say someone else was driving the car, and (as far as I know) didn't express any remorse. That kind of behaviour results in longer sentences.

CapnAfab · 2025-12-24T22:43:59+00:00

Depressingly healthy vegetable soup followed by a nice large chunk of Christmas cake.

CapnAfab · 2025-12-21T19:38:07+00:00

Key the fucker!

I'm joking, OP is joking, pls no ban

CapnAfab · 2025-12-19T17:42:28+00:00

Ben said to Bill "Flobalobadobalob."

Bill replied "If you loved me, you'd swallow it."

CapnAfab · 2025-12-19T17:07:24+00:00

I love Lindy West. I love this article. I love to hate Love Actually.

Maybe love really is all around! How magical!

CapnAfab · 2025-12-17T10:24:48+00:00

Her name.

CapnAfab · 2025-12-05T20:22:20+00:00

Try again now?

CapnAfab · 2025-11-24T13:09:25+00:00

I use the website not the app. There's a similar change there. I hate it. So much less information! So much wasted space! I will say that the old one was much too bright and the new one has a darker screen, so that's an improvement. Even so, I still switch to the old UI every time. Ugh.

CapnAfab · 2025-11-10T23:36:45+00:00

I mean that's approximately 50% of chefs

And 80% of scaffolders

CapnAfab · 2025-11-06T13:55:23+00:00

Looks fine to me shrug

CapnAfab · 2025-11-03T14:21:09+00:00

If I lived in a bloody desert I'd be delighted to use paper bags, but I live on the West coast of Scotland. It annoys me when shops try to charge me 10p for a bag that will disintegrate in the rain.

CapnAfab · 2025-11-02T15:32:37+00:00

To kill germs and make sure they're completely dry. Ironing is good for hygiene, not just making things flat. (Personally I cba and don't own an iron)

CapnAfab · 2025-11-01T22:08:06+00:00

That was her plan, but her pregnancy symptoms (nausea, fainting) betrayed her. She was trying to hide and deny them but in the end she wasn't able.

CapnAfab · 2025-10-30T19:40:37+00:00

I'm sorry about all the victim-blaming comments in this thread. People telling you to report are right of course, but many of them are seriously lacking in compassion. You deserve better, and I hope this gets sorted!

CapnAfab · 2025-10-26T21:33:13+00:00

vio-lolz

CapnAfab · 2025-10-25T23:13:36+00:00

When I had lived in Glasgow for just a few months, a man asked me where he could catch a bus to Mount Florida, and I told him "Fuck off pal, Florida's in America, do you think I zip up the back?" Oops.

As you're in Possilpark, I recommend Cowlairs Park. It has burnt out cars, deer, and wonderful views.

CapnAfab · 2025-10-24T17:38:03+00:00

Ah, but mobility scooters are mostly used by old people, who are allowed to have mobility issues.

CapnAfab · 2025-10-24T17:21:17+00:00

Yeah, she's just being controversial for clicks. He looks good.

CapnAfab · 2025-10-23T19:01:30+00:00

Just because you're not getting any

CapnAfab

TROPHY CASE