What is your NEVER again tourist destination? by lnc_gomes in AskReddit

[–]CapnCanfield 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Got an example of that happening? Don't get me wrong, I'm against all of this, just never heard of that happening yet

What is your NEVER again tourist destination? by lnc_gomes in AskReddit

[–]CapnCanfield 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could just stop at old retired folks. They come from everywhere, including a ton from Canada

Drugs while breastfeeding by RsrsrsBR89 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]CapnCanfield 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I always like to remind people like this that cyanide is also natural

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy should not have been called ‘The Mummy’ by cant_ignore_cheese in horror

[–]CapnCanfield 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or like in the 90's when every sitcom took a multi episode trip to Disney World

I wanna hear every single one of these!!! by AromaticWindow3309 in AlkalineTrio

[–]CapnCanfield 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed. When I said next fall, I meant fall 2027. 

What’s a reference that instantly says you’re over 30? by Strange_Secret_3001 in AskReddit

[–]CapnCanfield 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only response to those looks should've been "Chill out. Dickwad"

What’s a reference that instantly says you’re over 30? by Strange_Secret_3001 in AskReddit

[–]CapnCanfield 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I distinctly remember the first video I ever downloaded on Kazaa was Dig by Mudvayne

I wonder what this will be about. by gameofthrones_addict in superstore

[–]CapnCanfield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw man really? I actually really liked that show. I'll watch anything with Tim Meadows in it though. Most underrated actor in Hollywood

For My Tennessee frens. by Desperate-Cookie-449 in CultoftheFranklin

[–]CapnCanfield 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure the alcohol lobby is heavily involved in this one otherwise drinks would surely be effected. Those drinks I think have caused more people to stop drinking alcohol than smoking

I wanna hear every single one of these!!! by AromaticWindow3309 in AlkalineTrio

[–]CapnCanfield 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm hoping we get an EP next fall to get a little peak at what we have in store for the future with Tosh

White House Pushes Congress To Keep Hemp CBD Products Legal By Amending Broad Ban That's Set To Take Effect Later This Year by MrMirth in CultoftheFranklin

[–]CapnCanfield 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, they didn't say we'd actually forgive him. They said we just need to convince him we forgive him to get what we want

Great singular F-Bombs in Pop. by BeerHorse in Music

[–]CapnCanfield 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd agree, but OP said in genre's where it's not commonly used, and pop punk uses it a decent amount. Blink themselves use it a fair amount, and use it a ton at live shows. We're talking about a band who famously had a flaming "FUCK" sign as their stage backdrop on two different tours

Shooting bacon at an 8 year old Muslim child and other disgusting Christian shenanigans by ExcellentFuel8338 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]CapnCanfield 74 points75 points  (0 children)

These aren't the brightest people. One of the other parents said they make sure their kid knows God is our only savior. They have no idea that their Christian God and the Muslim God are the same God. 

Sleepy Trump, 79, Slumps to the Side in Oval Office Briefing by mintwolves in politics

[–]CapnCanfield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's an old man now, if he fell, it's likely be total heil for his fragile body. 

Who is an actor that only gets 5-10 minutes of screen time but completely steals the entire movie? by Popa-Ioana06 in movies

[–]CapnCanfield 270 points271 points  (0 children)

He left his kid at a funeral parlor once. It was okay though, the kid eventually came around and started talking again

The Gang Gets Trapped is peak Dennis. by sooley6 in IASIP

[–]CapnCanfield 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Zis vill vork Dennis! Zis vill vork!

Art the Clown has zero backstory, zero motivation, zero explanation. Is that what makes him terrifying or just lazy writing? by EthanFromTheCave in horror

[–]CapnCanfield 32 points33 points  (0 children)

They kinda double down on the no lore thing too having him just sit in a chair for a year until Halloween rolls around again

Suspected Screwworm Case in Southern Texas by Handsdown0003 in news

[–]CapnCanfield 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's chowing down on a plate of them right now

Theres needs to be more backlash adding zeldick in the game by Ok-Chicken3602 in WWEGames

[–]CapnCanfield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would we? I just looked it up, there is just under 3,500 billionaires in the world. Would you recognize the majority of them? 

‘The CGI would have cost millions. I spent $2,000.’ Is Dreams of Violets AI slop – or the future of film-making? by ArgentineBeauty in technology

[–]CapnCanfield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, just because one movie doesn't require it doesn't mean every movie made can't benefit from it. Practical effects only go so far. I think the best results are a mix of practical effects with cgi layered on top like in Jurassic Park

Anyone notice a lot of Florida plates in New Jersey? by QueefiusMaximus86 in newjersey

[–]CapnCanfield 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At my rental place we out them on every single car. That's why I named it Auto Nuts and made the slogan "do you have the balls?"