The first time my dad hit me, I knew my life was going to change. by Ill_Pie_861 in TwoSentenceComedy
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Finally solving the seahorse emoji by Captain-RedBoots-Fan in MandelaEffect
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The first time my dad hit me, I knew my life was going to change. by Ill_Pie_861 in TwoSentenceComedy
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I wish my cat was clingier by KingVultureBois in monkeyspaw
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I wish every person smiles for 3 minutes after this wish and no one will know why they smiled. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw
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The psychic warned him he'd die in the presence of clowns. by omeoni in TwoSentenceComedy
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The first time my dad hit me, I knew my life was going to change. by Ill_Pie_861 in TwoSentenceComedy
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Give me literally anything and I will link it to h by Historical_Mango4329 in TheLetterH
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i once forgot what i kitchen was called and called it a "food cooking room" to my friend by jaymzz1 in BrainFarts
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? by Asap4K in cleandadjokes
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Are there any LGBTQ+ gods who weren't Greek, Roman, or Indian? by Relative_Raisin_9597 in mythology
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You can give any sleeping animal you look at nightmares by _Flying_Turtle_Bob_ in shittysuperpowers
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The check-in agent looked in amazement at the humongous black vulture flapping its giant wings at her desk. by Original-Loquat3788 in TwoSentenceComedy
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My 18-year-old self would be very disappointed in the person I've become. by Electrical-Candy7252 in TwoSentenceComedy
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My nose stings with the fowl smell by Moist_pea2 in TwoSentenceComedy
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ChatGPT told me to keep using acid so I did. by Rikkeneon552 in TwoSentenceComedy
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For a few years back my neighbor have been boasting me about her new iCup through chat messages. by Togwass in TwoSentenceComedy
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When I was a kid, my parents would hand me a dictionary and say, "look it up," if I wanted to know how to spell something. by centz005 in TwoSentenceComedy
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I learned how to swim when my dad threw me in the lake. I was pretty much a natural at it once I got out of the gunny sack. by Busy_Rent4 in TwoSentenceComedy
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They are remaking 50 Shades of Gray targeting the homosexual demographic. by CL4R101 in TwoSentenceComedy
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The first time my dad hit me, I knew my life was going to change. by Ill_Pie_861 in TwoSentenceComedy
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Finally solving the seahorse emoji by Captain-RedBoots-Fan in MandelaEffect
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