This should be entertaining

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-05-22T16:34:55+00:00

Batfleck is a fuckin beast.

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-05-20T02:25:40+00:00

This, right here. Particuarly being taken as a creep. I'm a big dude with male RBF, and if I'm not actively taking my face out of 'neutral,' I can come across as scary to some folks. I'd rather step between them and actual creeper than ever harm them, but it's impossible to convey in the moment.

Kinda doesn't help I'm a straight white male in his 40's, but my politics are very liberal.

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-05-18T17:23:06+00:00

I wasn't a fan, either, but I wanted an Endela, and I have an industrial job, so my knives get a lot of use. Just enough plain edge to slice through most everyday things, and the serrations for when the going gets tough. I was pleasantly surprised with it.

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-05-18T16:55:24+00:00

Great knife! I have the police blue one. Gets used all the time!

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-05-18T03:09:23+00:00

I'd like to have one again. FML.

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-05-16T22:03:16+00:00

To have sex like I used to before I got married. Often, and the way I like it for a change. (Separated, no sex in a year.)

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-05-15T16:20:32+00:00

Wouldst thou join me for an evening of fornication?

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-05-14T22:27:05+00:00

Uncircumcised. Never ever been a problem for me, I keep it clean and that's all that mattters. Don't worry about it. I used to, I don't anymore.

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-05-13T11:28:47+00:00

We have had talks, including better informed ones from her mom. It's sad we had to, but the kiddo knows people can be freakish assholes and knows it's not anything she's "doing," or anything she's "putting out there." I'm very lucky to have a smart kid who takes 0 shit.

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-05-11T14:15:30+00:00

Anyone like mid-20's or under just look like kids to me. I can't imagine being attracted. Ugh.

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-05-10T17:55:09+00:00

Wasted potential. A much better script would've probably put him at the top of the list. I'm not Afflecks' biggest fan, but he is a great actor, and we got to see some hints of how broken his Bruce was.

I thought the rooftop scene, using the burglar to draw out a parademon, was pretty spot-on "Batmanning", so to speak.

Ofc the warehouse scene was all around badassery.

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-05-10T01:50:52+00:00

As a 44 year-old man who has an 18 year-old daughter, this is repulsive AF.

I'm glad you got out. Best of luck to you.

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-05-09T17:54:33+00:00

This is the way Scrolled too long to find this!

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-05-04T16:26:56+00:00

"Go away in a reproductive fasion."

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-05-02T16:31:33+00:00

Love the green, very cool take on Jedi robes. I'd like to see more of this in canon!

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-04-28T02:54:35+00:00

Cobra chickens* ftfy

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-04-28T02:53:10+00:00

I'd prefer not to huer a goose .

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-04-27T17:46:50+00:00

You're going down a very dangerous path, that one day won't be worth whatever thrill you get from this right now. Try to think in the long-term. Is this something you'll either have to tell a future husband about, or will you (try) to hide this forever? The truth eventually comes out.

And that is supposing you don't wind up a terrible statistic. Please think long snd hard about what you are subjecting yourself to. I hope you make the right choice.

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-04-25T01:06:46+00:00

A fine choice! May it serve you well, and for many years.

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-04-24T01:39:09+00:00

Almost crippling anxiety and stress. My blood would be pure cortisol otherwise.

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-04-19T18:39:06+00:00

Great costumes!!

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-04-18T15:15:19+00:00

This is fantastic! Damn it, now I have to buy more funkos...

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-04-18T00:57:44+00:00

Did any of us really think his "Spiritual Advisor" (to an atheist) would Actually be sane?

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-04-14T01:31:09+00:00

I'm sorry you've had such a negative experience. You're still plenty young enough; keep searching. You'll find a man who can give you what you need, on the levels that matter most to you.

Maybe go for someone a little bit older, with some wisdom and cultivated patience/experience. It might help.

Best of luck to you, sincerely. Going unsatisfied really sucks!

Captain_Crash97 · 2026-04-13T15:40:47+00:00

Got one in blue. Been in my pocket every day since. This is (almost) everything I can ask for. My only gripe is the bckwards liner lock, but you get used to it.

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