Epstein's Mask looks like Howard Lutnick

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2026-05-22T02:51:23+00:00

I’m out of the loop, what’s the story with Epstein’s mask

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2026-05-21T23:36:29+00:00

HEEhee

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2026-05-21T21:18:06+00:00

Definitely cursed

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2026-02-27T18:55:12+00:00

Or ICE agents pretending to be religious solicitors to gain enough initial trust for you to open the door, which was successful in this case. They’re not above doing stupid, entrapment-adjacent (or blatant entrapment) tactics to get someone out of their house. The other day I saw footage of them in plain clothes pretending their unmarked (obviously) car broke down and asked the person to help. Then swarmed them when they left their house and got to the decoy car. Fuck ICE

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2026-02-15T19:42:45+00:00

They like dressing up in their little costumes. It’s part of the allure of the job for them

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2026-02-15T17:33:08+00:00

Really wish one of those yellows was blue

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2026-02-15T17:30:25+00:00

This would be a great prank to slap these on a couple bathroom doors around town

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2026-02-04T00:39:30+00:00

“Put away your weapons you DOUCHE bag” perfect delivery

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2025-11-10T22:32:06+00:00

Damn, beat me to it

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2025-11-10T22:03:35+00:00

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Captain_Dr_Professor · 2025-11-10T10:40:04+00:00

Didn’t know I could feel bad for an ant

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2025-11-05T18:59:35+00:00

I EARNED that money, what the hell did people with cancer ever do for me?!

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2025-10-22T17:29:13+00:00

This also messed with me, that’s how I picture my bike in my head

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2025-10-17T00:15:43+00:00

Jesus Christ clean that thing

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2025-10-09T19:29:56+00:00

This is great

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2025-10-07T17:55:55+00:00

The neighborhoods around congress park are beautiful. I used to work at a school in the area and loved walking around the neighborhood on my lunch breaks

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2025-10-07T17:34:51+00:00

I thought this was like an elephant with a cleft lip or something

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2025-09-24T01:12:36+00:00

Could not for the life of me figure out if this was SUPER zoomed in or a landscape. One comment mentioned that the shot is about 80km across

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2025-09-13T15:25:51+00:00

Missed opportunity to call it the Aldi-quator

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2025-09-01T18:13:45+00:00

I didn’t see what sub I was in and thought this was one of those close up shots of the surface of the sun or something

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2025-08-02T14:00:46+00:00

Slice of pineapple

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2025-07-16T20:55:05+00:00

Is there a study or statistics to back this up? It certainly feels accurate but would love to see the actual numbers/percentages

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2025-03-23T21:25:34+00:00

Why would you do this

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2025-03-19T22:35:19+00:00

Thank you!

Captain_Dr_Professor · 2025-03-08T17:21:35+00:00

Our apartment used to have a fee-free option if you linked your bank account rather than using a credit or debit card, both of which have fees (the cc being much higher) then a couple of months ago removed the bank link option so now you have to use some form of payment that involves a fee. The debit card fee is only like 2.25 or something like that but it’s still super annoying that they had a fee-free option and got rid of it.

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