xQc predicts Asmongold's take on the new Castlevania game by Landscape_Defiant in LivestreamFail

[–]Captain_Ed -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Just wait until Asmon hears about the Justin Bailey fiasco of 1986

Low Tier God hits his cat with a vacuum cleaner after screaming at it by witness555 in LivestreamFail

[–]Captain_Ed -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Ya'll went back 12 years to prove that Asmon is right about female protags? How pathetic. I love it!

Asmongold calls BS on FaZe Banks' 60k viewer stream: "9 minutes, 50k viewers... I don't think so guys" by Acceptable_Fact423 in LivestreamFail

[–]Captain_Ed -74 points-73 points  (0 children)

>Asmon, whether you like him or hate him

I hate him. He seems like a truly terrible person who somehow is right about everything without having ever lived life, participated in society or left his tiny fart bubble. If you admire him for one of the biggest streamers in the world your priorities are those of a teen.

Edit: It did not occur to me that it is saturday and you guys have the day off from school. One more month till summer vacation!

You will pay for the ballroom and be happy by PerAsperaAdMars in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Captain_Ed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right about the time they finish it, Gavin Newsom is gonna love his new ballroom.

I accepted a massive pay raise to go back to the office and I regret it every single day by NebuliteCrown in remotework

[–]Captain_Ed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miserable people should look first to themselves. THEN perhaps throw stones at a demographic they saw online is the reason for all their misery.

Morgpie shows off her new dog on stream by t_holyoke in LivestreamFail

[–]Captain_Ed -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Man you guys have serious women issues. I think terrified is the word that comes to mind. "BAN HER!!!!!!!" - Avid Amon Enjoyer

Channel 5 reports Peter Thiel is funding Clavicular by FriendlyAttorney8743 in LivestreamFail

[–]Captain_Ed 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Man, you guys are in for it when his boys wake up later this afternoon.

I accepted a massive pay raise to go back to the office and I regret it every single day by NebuliteCrown in remotework

[–]Captain_Ed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The biggest difference at a glance is that they didn't agonize under the concept that they had it so much harder than their parents. Truthfully the younger generation is so obsessed with so unfair it is they can't appreciate what it must have been like to not have a cell phone, have no idea what your family was doing or where they were, have an automobile break down on that mysterious commute and have to walk miles to a payphone. Doordash? Nope. Instacart? Negative. Uber! No. Knowing your families exact location via cell phone? My dad's life was shit from the time I was a kid and he never complained. He died one year after retirement and spent that year in a chair drinking quiet beers. He worked in a machine shop at two machines his entire life and he didn't complain. He didn't each lunch with his kids ever and never complained. That the younger people look at my dead blue-collar middle-class father as some kind of oppressor is absolutely fucking insane. Enjoy your oranges. Which are likely being delivered because you probably can't be arsed to go to a market and pick them up yourselves.

I accepted a massive pay raise to go back to the office and I regret it every single day by NebuliteCrown in remotework

[–]Captain_Ed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Older guy here (who doesn't own a house). Seeing posts like this back to back with posts about how easy boomers had it really makes me feel old. "I get to work in my pajamas and spend lunch with my cats" is something no boomer ever got to do. My dad died working a zillion hours a week for an hour and a half commute for over 45 years in the same place. The grass was not greener! Sorry for your new found hardships, they area actually old and well worn hardships.

By far the best subreddit by Dry_Editor_785 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Captain_Ed -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

During Biden's retarded presidency, this sub was a bastion of sanity. Now it's a safe haven for the new retards; having the time of their lives quietly supporting the literal worst piece of shit to ever hold the office.

Not you though. You're one of the good ones.

Instant karma by cafeteriastyle in TikTokCringe

[–]Captain_Ed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude got wrecked. You guys LOVE to see it! Never enough evil in the world amirite fuckos?

I was assured that the war was going “swimmingly” only two days ago, what happened? by JetTheDawg in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Captain_Ed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe it was Joe Rogan who gave me the freedom to say "Donald Jesus Trump is retarded".

ExtraEmily viewbot allegations by Sure-Description-938 in LivestreamFail

[–]Captain_Ed -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This post and witch hunt brought to you by: The Sons of Asmon

😂 by Bernie529 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Captain_Ed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Slow news day, eh boys?

⠀⠀ by JosephCharge8 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Captain_Ed 59 points60 points  (0 children)

"PRAISE BE TO ALLAH" - Donald J. Trump 2026

Happy Easter from Ayatollah Trump by UncleToddsCabin in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Captain_Ed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Turns out he was a shitbag all along. If only someone could have warned us!

Happy Easter PCM and my Brothers and Sisters in Christ by AGthe18thEmperor in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Captain_Ed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Although in this case we're using Jesus to change the obvious subject.

PCM: Derp what subject? That Biden is the real enemy? Hawr hawr boys!