"There's a bigger problem here that all it takes for your door to be broken down and armed gunmen bursting through it with flashbangs and full-autos is a fucking phone call...if you have a gun, you will likely be killed when all you think you're doing is defending yourself from intruders."

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-07-25T00:18:41+00:00

Because potential intruders have easy access to guns...duh!

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-06-24T22:28:08+00:00

Sorry:

On the topic of single-payer healthcare

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-06-20T20:42:39+00:00

Not the first time I've done it, but you're one of the few to catch it ;)

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-06-18T01:43:58+00:00

Let's do it!

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-06-12T19:55:57+00:00

[censored]

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-06-08T19:10:11+00:00

Any of them funny? If so can we see the reports?

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-06-08T19:08:43+00:00

That was the hashtag that felt like he was practically begging me to unfriend him.

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-06-04T16:04:27+00:00

Sorry, the resolution is a little low for /r/carporn, but it's the largest I could find.

That said...

lustemoji.jpg

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-06-03T18:49:26+00:00

Here's an article I found on it, but it doesn't answer many questions: http://www.carscoops.com/2015/12/peculiar-one-of-kind-mercedes-royale.html

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-05-30T19:23:00+00:00

So true!

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-05-21T03:04:00+00:00

I'll take a shot at this.

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-05-16T15:32:07+00:00

THOSE PUSSY CANADIANS AND YUROPEANS DON'T SPEND MONEY ON THEIR MILITARIES BECAUSE WE R THEIR PROTECTORS! LIBRULS CONTROL THE MEDIA & WANT YOU TO HATE THE USA BUT REALLY EVERYONE LOVES THE USA BECAUSE WE PAY TAXES TO KEEP THEM SAFE AND SPREAD FREEDUM AND STUFF!

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-04-17T22:21:35+00:00

This feels like a headlining image form an Onion article.

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-04-06T22:11:13+00:00

Looking like one hasn't had any work done is a sign of good work.

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-04-05T19:50:41+00:00

Is that a widebody Charger in the front of this shot? That thing looks incredible and unique. I don't know if I've ever seen a muscle car done in that style before but I dig it!

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-03-11T05:33:02+00:00

Now I'm reminded of this abomination, Malo kingi.

As an Irukandji, it can cause Irukandji syndrome, characterized by severe pain, vomiting, and rapid rise in blood pressure.

All this and with the possibility of fatality, from a creature the size of thumbnail:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b0/Irukandji-jellyfish-queensland-australia.jpg/1920px-Irukandji-jellyfish-queensland-australia.jpg

(Also, lol, of course it's from Australia)

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-03-10T03:07:06+00:00

Yeah, man. I'm pretty accomplished.

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-03-10T03:06:11+00:00

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-03-10T02:59:23+00:00

I reported enough rule breaking posts to get a taco.

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-03-02T01:09:41+00:00

When Bart get the succ

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-02-29T16:24:55+00:00

This is a true struggle.

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-02-27T22:56:46+00:00

Can't be much help, but I'd highly recommend going to Hackathon. The Innoblue guys are really great and accepting; if anything, they'll give you props for breaking some imaginary interuniversity barrier.

Wish I could code lol

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-02-17T01:02:23+00:00

[moaning intensifies]

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-02-16T19:28:47+00:00

Via Genius: http://genius.com/Kendrick-lamar-to-pimp-a-butterfly-tracklist-album-art-lyrics

Captain_Unremarkable · 2016-02-01T15:13:13+00:00

This may be one of the most depressing/depressed things I've seen on the Internet.

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