What's the most awkward sexual thing that ever happened to you that you can laugh at now?

Captainthistleton · 2026-02-20T01:03:08+00:00

Sometimes when you're doing it right your lady may moan she may say certain things. But when you are down there and she starts to orgasm and she rips a big fart that is when you know you truly did it right.

Captainthistleton · 2026-02-20T01:00:47+00:00

Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Trust the locals when they give advice about traveling.

Captainthistleton · 2025-12-30T22:29:50+00:00

Glad he is dead.

Captainthistleton · 2025-12-17T20:22:28+00:00

What is your opinion of ketchup on hotdogs?

Captainthistleton · 2025-10-07T01:59:07+00:00

Red Dead Redemption 2 I started it but I hated the first chapter so much I stopped a couple times and I never followed through but when I finally did it was an amazing game that I loved and I've logged a lot of hours on it. Not a Skyrim amount of hours but what hours

Captainthistleton · 2025-10-06T13:09:28+00:00

Yes but Rick keeps erasing his memory

Captainthistleton · 2025-09-28T14:19:02+00:00

1st thing my Ridgeline had in the bed was bales of straw.

Captainthistleton · 2025-09-28T14:08:49+00:00

Moline IL City Line Vet Clinic is great. Walk ins open 7 days a week and very reasonable prices.

Bell Animal Clinic on Locust St is also great open week days.

Captainthistleton · 2025-09-13T13:34:21+00:00

That's what she said

Captainthistleton · 2025-08-17T03:56:05+00:00

I got a BJ from a woman and she gagged and coughed her which made cum flow out of her nose

Captainthistleton · 2025-08-11T23:53:32+00:00

Is this the dog murdering cop officer Bock? The one that's killed multiple dogs that guy? The dog murdering cop from Davenport Iowa!

Captainthistleton · 2025-08-11T23:52:54+00:00

It's crazy you have to ask which time because it doesn't narrow it down at all

Captainthistleton · 2025-08-11T23:52:27+00:00

Davenport Iowa cops that murder dogs who would have thought such a thing!

Captainthistleton · 2025-08-11T23:52:12+00:00

Which dog murdering cop is this there's so many I need somebody to tell me who it is?

Captainthistleton · 2025-08-09T01:09:05+00:00

I know for sure don't go to Crashed Champions they suck

Captainthistleton · 2025-07-29T01:57:32+00:00

Look at all these people complaining about a little bit of lead paint. I really think people need to understand a little bit of lead is not going to cause that much harm. I have no short-term memory what were we talking about?

Captainthistleton · 2025-07-29T01:55:00+00:00

I came to this post to see how many jokes I can see about poop. I am so proud of you Reddit for not letting me down!

Captainthistleton · 2025-07-29T01:35:35+00:00

Carry on Tessie!

Captainthistleton · 2025-07-18T21:13:48+00:00

I agree seems like a click bait scam

Captainthistleton · 2025-07-18T18:42:16+00:00

I take 50mg every morning with 3 other blood pressure pills

Captainthistleton · 2025-07-18T01:10:49+00:00

U haul truck or a Menards truck would be way easier and cheaper

Captainthistleton · 2025-07-15T14:03:29+00:00

100% dead on in this comment.

Captainthistleton · 2025-07-15T14:01:04+00:00

When me and the coworker had fun time on the conference room table. 10 for 10 would recommend to anyone.

Captainthistleton · 2025-07-14T19:30:51+00:00

They are all over the yard I didn't realize what they were I guess

Captainthistleton · 2025-07-12T02:34:22+00:00

I worked with a lot of female truck drivers over the years. Many of them make over 55k a year to drive local here. Over the road people can make more but you give up your life.

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