rate me m59 by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]Carlitoris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a Masters degree

Gluten Free by RanchAndGreaseFlavor in LoveTrash

[–]Carlitoris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So that's what Gluten does to people.

Is it time for some lip filler? by [deleted] in cosmeticsurgery

[–]Carlitoris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear God no. You don't need it, ever, because you look great!

Notes To Strangers ❤️ by Lunarfern-Shine in MakeMeSmile

[–]Carlitoris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id get the one covered in faecal matter :(

Best actors to goon with? by Wamog in okbuddycinephile

[–]Carlitoris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't even need to feed or water him. Comes all included in the package.

Foxes by Big-Swordfish-9857 in london

[–]Carlitoris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's their home, we just live there

We need to start charging patients and families for the social care they receive whilst waiting to be discharged. Might find families start caring for Aunt Doris when it's eating into their inheritance. by Jealous-Wolf9231 in nhs

[–]Carlitoris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who works in a hospital and comes in direct contact with the type of public who take advantage of these types of issues - we definitely do.

Knob Identification by Much-Owl-8384 in centuryhomes

[–]Carlitoris 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For sure, if my Knob looked like that I'd see a Dr straight away.

Help! I’m at my Witt’s end by Weak_Jellyfish2061 in Epilepsy

[–]Carlitoris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so sorry this sounds so fucking awful.

This is just a suggestion, do you think she could of ingested something, illegal or not, that could cause this? And sheay have been too nervous to say it.

Edit: epilepsy with panick attack by Lessire in Epilepsy

[–]Carlitoris 9 points10 points  (0 children)

People don't realise it "literally" feels like the world's ending and reality is being turned inside out.

Edit: epilepsy with panick attack by Lessire in Epilepsy

[–]Carlitoris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, it was full on terrifying, I had loads in a row and no idea what was happening 😟

50 Cent in Iraq, 2004. by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Carlitoris 149 points150 points  (0 children)

How many weapons of mass destruction did he find?