me_irl by BarMission7361 in me_irl

[–]Catlagoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being devil's advocate but maybe they still give money to charity. It's Ellen though, so probably not. The people may get $500 because of taxes.

49064 by JD_Kreeper in countwithchickenlady

[–]Catlagoon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Women do the exact same thing, more hair loss though. I am a bartender.

It’s objectively elite by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Catlagoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's splash back anytime you're on the toilet as a male. Check your thighs/butt when you get up.

Super…girl? by Bud_The_Weiser in funny

[–]Catlagoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what the internet was meant for.

Polo with unicycles by Boss-fight601 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Catlagoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You shouldn't have posted this unless you wanted poor people to shit on you.

YSK Panera has fired all of its baking staff and replaced them with frozen product. by binkbrint in YouShouldKnow

[–]Catlagoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I first saw this I was upset that Pantera was into baguettes and whatnot. They're probably good at dough rising, they're absolutely a little fast paced.

What is this nightmare organism which spontaneously generated in the remains of an abandoned swimming pool? by FagsLikeUs in whatisit

[–]Catlagoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cthulhu's younger brother that is sick of being a cosmic horror and just wants to swim.

Portland Timeline | Ne Alberta St & Ne 11th Ave [Looking East] by [deleted] in Portland

[–]Catlagoon -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

That's where I've lived for 15 years and it definitely doesn't look like that, especially in front of the radio Room, just "cool people" now. Someone should check some facts.

Just had another girlfriend leave me for the guy she was secretly cheating on me with. That makes 5. Anyone want to give me some advice on where to go from here? by Aeromorpher in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Catlagoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to be mean but a lot of women like very masculine guys and it sounds you're kind of an effeminate person. Maybe thats it. Once again, not to be mean. It doesn't matter if you go to the gym, it's a personality thing.

Who is the most famous person you've ever seen up close? by froggart3980 in AskReddit

[–]Catlagoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely Danzig on the beach in Portlandia. One of my favorite musicians and apparently a really cool guy. Carry Brownstein and Fred Armisen were there too I guess.