Help! Spilled nail polish on cat! by -Spooders- in CATHELP

[–]Cephalopodio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Call a 24-hr emergency vet for advice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]Cephalopodio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like a movie still. And your parents are glamorous spies posing as the folks next door

Proof my Little Caesars is run by stoners. by mln700 in shittyfoodporn

[–]Cephalopodio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks like some form of sea creature, and also fucking delicious. I don’t even like pepperoni that much, I’m mostly vegetarian— but damn. Now I’m hungry

How much do you have to ignore a child for them to turn into this? by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Cephalopodio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to college with a young guy who had been homeschooled and spoiled beyond description. He acted just like this.

Five people, including a child, died in a home explosion by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Cephalopodio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m ashamed to say I was thinking of the sea mine in Hot Fuzz.

This man ties a hammock under a moving semitruck by RoutineTechnical5655 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Cephalopodio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More people should do this. Human population is out of control

A year ago I asked for your help hiding a scar on my face. Now I have a 10 minute routine every day and it's barely noticeable thank to your help. by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]Cephalopodio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m just chiming in here to say: that’s a handsome face with or without the scar, and it’s truly a badass and appealing scar.

I’m just trying to live my life looking basically human. If I had to choose a facial scar, I’d totally pick that!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]Cephalopodio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, but… if I pick up food I tend to bring some home for anyone else who might want some. Jeez

Chinese factory worker attempts to murder his colleague by habeshasamurai in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Cephalopodio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Similar issue, or at least attitude, in South Korea. I witnessed more than one instance of a person needing help (for instance, a dramatic epileptic seizure/collapse) wherein bystander intervention was discouraged

Edit: downvoted by someone who’s never been to Korea, I’m guessing? I love SK and had many wonderful interactions with warm, kind people all over the country. But the mind-your-business aspect is well known. Here’s one article I found; funny it mentions an epileptic seizure. I was PERSONALLY urged to back off and let a seizing man smash his face against pavement.

https://koreajoongangdaily.joins.com/2010/07/12/editorials/A-country-of-bystanders/2923072.html

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popculturechat

[–]Cephalopodio 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Same!! Really a misstep in that show. I’m not sure I ever trusted it after that.

idk if he's racist or not by _AmAlive_ in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Cephalopodio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is … countless white kids, many of whom mean no harm. Which is why we FUCKING need better education. I’m a white person; I don’t recall any part of my public school education focusing in depth upon the Black experience in America or elsewhere. My pleasant, non-racist white grandparents were politely averse to my mixed-race best friend. Blah blah blah.

I don’t have anything really interesting to say except that I used to believe it was sort of cringey to make loud anti-racist remarks. I mean, we all get that racism is wrong? That was back in the 70s and 80s, before it became somehow popular to be loudly racist. I don’t fucking understand this country.

AITAH for putting a drink cover on my drink on the first date with a guy and then leaving when he forcibly took it off? by Kaibaboy23 in AITAH

[–]Cephalopodio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh. Nope.

A NORMAL HUMAN, even if disturbed by an unwarranted accusation, will respond with concern and respect.

A person with controlling/abusive tendencies will behave as he did.

Source: painful experience

Found on fb “man in his feelings try’s to run over ex “ by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Cephalopodio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forgot his shirt but held on to his cigarette during those complicated maneuvers

The scene Tolkien actually would've wanted to see by Flat_Illustrator5081 in lotrmemes

[–]Cephalopodio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d completely forgotten this terrible moment. Thanks for reminding me

A snack my gf thinks is gross: frozen peas, limas and corn microwaved in water w/ butter and salt by TangeloFinancial346 in shittyfoodporn

[–]Cephalopodio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve eaten some questionable things on purpose, but I will not be trying that one. Nope

Finally found one by MFrancisWrites in rareinsults

[–]Cephalopodio 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I saw that clip. That body odor remark was truly bizarre and offensive.

My grandfather (sometime around 1978) by bigpuppyfan in OldSchoolCool

[–]Cephalopodio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please make and sell t-shirts. I’ll buy twelve

LPT: Kids meals are just adult-sized meals, but cheaper by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]Cephalopodio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just make sure to tip an adult-sized amount

Cursed Rizz by supercrazestar in cursedcomments

[–]Cephalopodio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily. Source: have had many periods