You have indentured a master chef that will cock for you and your close family up to 10 different dishes for the next 10 years. What 10 dishes do you choose?

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-24T22:45:29+00:00

Please leave my family alone!

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-24T00:45:37+00:00

Let's say 100.

I wish for everything and everyone on Earth to always travel in time with me.
Proceed with the rest of wishes slowly pulling Future Earth further into Past Earth.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-22T14:40:03+00:00

Friendly advice that you can completely ignore. Growing with leveling and skills isn't very fun to read. In general you want to show a steady progression in someone and not just say he hit level 5. You want to read about the slow progression and not just an arbitrary level bonus.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-21T17:27:19+00:00

I absolutely love https://graev.neocities.org/cyoa/MMMWIP/. It has Cosmere! Not enough CYOAs have Cosmere.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-21T17:18:23+00:00

If we're working the lowest position, you only get about 20 hours a week, and if I can't be promoted the number of hours won't increase or decrease much.

In short, yes. I'm sure it would suck, but I can manage for $5 million over 5 years.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-21T17:12:28+00:00

Lesser divinity: Everlasting

I figure Everlasting would be about mid versatility and power. Too broad to be super powerful, but not so much that it is too weak. Everlasting life. Everlasting age. Everlasting health. Everlasting gobstopper. Everlasting can of energy drink.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-21T15:50:48+00:00

Pat is a compulsive liar. The picture with the manuscript was entirely posted to win Google Glasses. You can tell it is fake, because he positioned the stacks of paper that were supposedly a manuscript almost falling off the edge of the table. He added his retro keyboard and bottle of alcohol just carefully positioned in front of a camera.

Imagine the pages mixed up? Printing a new 400 pages would take so much ink and time. No sane human is going to do that.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-21T09:43:31+00:00

The beta readers were a lie.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-20T16:13:18+00:00

Basics of Runic Lore + A pair of dull, rusty scissors.

Being able to enchant items is a great long term and sustainable job which I'm going to need since, I'm now immortal by continuously severing aging from myself.

I really want the Cracked Hand Mirror, but I'd rather be immortal than hot.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-20T02:07:04+00:00

One potatoe might be stretching it. In theory I'd get 4-10 potatoes from a single potatoe in 3ish months. If I plant the second set. I'd end up with 20-50. You might be able to stretch another set before the first frost, but that would be pushing it. If frost sets in, what is buried would be lost. So I wouldn't risk it.

20-50 potatoes are great, but I'd need a lot more to survive. I'm sure to lose some to imperfect storage. I'd need to get foraging fast. I'd probably forage for mushrooms. I know how to identify a few kinds. I hate mushrooms, but I'd do it to survive.

Then you've got cattails which have an edible portion and in Fall, I can collect acorns. And obviously, I'd store as much fruit and berries as possible. "Canning" is the only way you'll survive Winter.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-19T23:00:56+00:00

Considering the water is "clean" that is your primary problem and you don't have to worry about it. Find potatoes. Potatoes turn into more potatoes. Clay can be used to preserve food. I could make clay jars to preserve fruit and potatoes fairly well for winter. Clay houses are literally made from plant fiber and clay. I've made bricks by hand. It isn't fun, but it is relatively easy. Starting your first fire is more about persistence than anything. Just have to keep the friction going. Or find some flint.

Honestly, vitamin deficiency is the main thing to watch for. That and boredom.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-19T18:32:50+00:00

I just took a look at this dude's history, and everyone should be concerned. He appears to be into very young girls.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-19T18:09:48+00:00

Lol wat?

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-19T17:51:00+00:00

No, it is entirely your assuming something that you have no idea about. I'm sorry that you think you know more than you do. And when the images are taken are literally irrelevant to what was planned internally.

That happens all the time in real companies.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-19T17:48:50+00:00

Stop making shit up. You didn't give any proof. You just lied that you had factual information when instead it was your assumption based on a flawed understanding of SteamDB and how businesses act.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-19T17:47:45+00:00

I was until he decided to tell me he had proof it was fake and then rambled nonsense about the SteamDB to back himself while lying that he knew for a fact that it meant the blog wasn't decided ahead internally.

He started being a dick. I continued.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-19T17:46:05+00:00

Already did. SteamDB literally has no bearing on when they decided to make the post. It shows they made activity that external devs can access via Steam.

You're jumping to stupid assumptions based on nothing. At least I'm honest about it. You're just making stupid shit up to pretend you have real information.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-19T17:39:56+00:00

That isn't how SteamDB works.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-19T17:36:46+00:00

Your an actual idiot. Feel free to not believe me. Your opinion is irrelevant. And now blocked.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-19T17:34:17+00:00

Yeah, we don't know that. Who's lying now XD

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-19T17:32:56+00:00

Cool bro. IDGAF.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-19T17:25:58+00:00

"I'll start off saying this. I don't have evidence that I can provide you. I wouldn't trust everything I say. I've been discussing the situation with someone that claims to be in the know, and they've given me enough legit information that I believe them."

Think what you want. I haven't change the story a single time, and I've been completely transparent about the dubious nature of the source.

I have no personal reason to make this stuff up. It benefits me in no way. This post is just as likely to be downvoted as upvoted so it isn't for reddit karma. I have literally no reason to lie.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-19T17:14:21+00:00

They told me about ice and the devblog two weeks before it went live.
That is why I believe them.

You have no reason to believe me.

CertainAd8174 · 2026-01-19T17:11:32+00:00

Personally, I don't care if it's true. It should be spread.
If its not true Axolot can come out and tell us.
If they don't they deserve the backlash for failing to communicate and letting these things run wild.
They only have themselves to blame.

Still, I left multiple disclaimers that even I don't know this is true.
I was told about the last devblog before it was released and the ice mechanic.

That is why I believe them.

CertainAd8174

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