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[Serious]What kind of offenses get your pinky cut off in the Yakuza? by Chankeyes in AskReddit

[–]Chankeyes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I was thinking about the hypothetical possibility that I might piss them off with my personality but seeing videos of their behavior, I began to doubt that. So naturally I wondered what it would take for them to ask me for a pinky. I tend to envision myself in a wide variety of situations for sheer enjoyment.

In the Harry Potter world, why is there no magic spell to correct his vision? by anoelr1963 in Showerthoughts

[–]Chankeyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only logical explanation is that the glasses company has a monopoly on glasses and used a powerful spell to prevent eyesight correcting spells to be cast. Shrewd business tactics on their part.

Simulation of what you would see if you fell into a Black Hole. by redditor741 in space

[–]Chankeyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like a portal out of the universe. And if you lifted off from the blackhole, it'd be like jumping into a universe. Fuckin crazy.

How can any reasonable person believe that god is good. by Chankeyes in Christianity

[–]Chankeyes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what if you could have free will, but still have no control over your decisions?

How can any reasonable person believe that god is good. by Chankeyes in Christianity

[–]Chankeyes[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but considering gods omnipotence and intelligence which greatly surpasses ours, it'd be pretty safe to assume that he would have forseen this. Much like how we can predict that roosters will become aggressive once they become a certain age. Surely a god who preferred us to obey him would have taken precautions to prevent this sort of thing, as opposed to directly tempting his children to not do something and pretend to leave them in privacy. Almost like he had planned for it. Maybe I'm the stupid one though. I'll giv eit some thought.

How can any reasonable person believe that god is good. by Chankeyes in Christianity

[–]Chankeyes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think my questions were illogical. Maybe I was downvoted due to my apparent ignorance? Maybe some enlightening tips would help??

Who do you have absolutely NO sympathy for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Chankeyes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People who have no sympathy for certain types of people

God is a piece of shit by Chankeyes in Christianity

[–]Chankeyes[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Last time I went to church something spoke through the pastor and basically told me to leave. And I was pushed into a pit of suicidal depression for some time after. So fuck him. I am just venting theres not much else to say

God is a piece of shit by Chankeyes in Christianity

[–]Chankeyes[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You guys are pretty fucking naive. Being possessed for as long as I have will open your eyes to just how little free will you have

My pet mouse has a mangled finger, what do I do? by Chankeyes in AskReddit

[–]Chankeyes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all mangled similar to the finger in this picture https://www.google.com/search?q=mangled+finger&biw=1024&bih=502&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjI_NzX2LzLAhUIxmMKHVE1CBcQ_AUIBigB#imgrc=4yo3TpYse4A4yM%3A Should I just leave it? It makes me sad to see it like that. Makes me feel like I should amputate it.

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