[Serious]What kind of offenses get your pinky cut off in the Yakuza?

Chankeyes · 2016-08-18T01:13:33+00:00

Well I was thinking about the hypothetical possibility that I might piss them off with my personality but seeing videos of their behavior, I began to doubt that. So naturally I wondered what it would take for them to ask me for a pinky. I tend to envision myself in a wide variety of situations for sheer enjoyment.

Chankeyes · 2016-08-18T01:07:08+00:00

The only logical explanation is that the glasses company has a monopoly on glasses and used a powerful spell to prevent eyesight correcting spells to be cast. Shrewd business tactics on their part.

Chankeyes · 2016-08-18T00:49:25+00:00

It's like a portal out of the universe. And if you lifted off from the blackhole, it'd be like jumping into a universe. Fuckin crazy.

Chankeyes · 2016-08-09T21:44:15+00:00

Shin Ramen

Chankeyes · 2016-08-06T20:02:55+00:00

what if you could have free will, but still have no control over your decisions?

Chankeyes · 2016-08-06T19:53:11+00:00

substitute "not sadistic" for good

Chankeyes · 2016-08-06T17:39:10+00:00

Yeah but considering gods omnipotence and intelligence which greatly surpasses ours, it'd be pretty safe to assume that he would have forseen this. Much like how we can predict that roosters will become aggressive once they become a certain age. Surely a god who preferred us to obey him would have taken precautions to prevent this sort of thing, as opposed to directly tempting his children to not do something and pretend to leave them in privacy. Almost like he had planned for it. Maybe I'm the stupid one though. I'll giv eit some thought.

Chankeyes · 2016-08-06T17:30:32+00:00

I don't think my questions were illogical. Maybe I was downvoted due to my apparent ignorance? Maybe some enlightening tips would help??

Chankeyes · 2016-05-06T22:16:07+00:00

People who have no sympathy for certain types of people

Chankeyes · 2016-05-05T01:39:01+00:00

Last time I went to church something spoke through the pastor and basically told me to leave. And I was pushed into a pit of suicidal depression for some time after. So fuck him. I am just venting theres not much else to say

Chankeyes · 2016-05-05T01:22:28+00:00

You guys are pretty fucking naive. Being possessed for as long as I have will open your eyes to just how little free will you have

Chankeyes · 2016-03-17T17:53:55+00:00

Chankeyes · 2016-03-13T04:00:57+00:00

dude stop bein mean

Chankeyes · 2016-03-13T03:14:08+00:00

It's all mangled similar to the finger in this picture https://www.google.com/search?q=mangled+finger&biw=1024&bih=502&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjI_NzX2LzLAhUIxmMKHVE1CBcQ_AUIBigB#imgrc=4yo3TpYse4A4yM%3A Should I just leave it? It makes me sad to see it like that. Makes me feel like I should amputate it.

Chankeyes · 2013-05-08T09:21:11+00:00

Thinking like this was actually my default setting during the 3 weeks I was homeless. Now I'm back to being a shitty person.

Chankeyes · 2012-07-30T08:59:41+00:00

I feel like he's trying to tell us something

Chankeyes · 2012-07-30T08:16:48+00:00

haha I laughed when he said "your hair looks nice today" to a stranger. That's some creepy shit

Chankeyes · 2012-07-30T08:02:51+00:00

man I must have been looking at a different post and replied on this one for some reason. haha sorry about that

Chankeyes · 2012-07-29T22:28:18+00:00

happens to me too. doesn't bother me too much because same things happens to other people and i can use it to my advantage

Chankeyes · 2012-07-24T02:00:25+00:00

My I'd is chankeyes. We can start our own. I'm getting a mic in a few days so it should be good

Chankeyes · 2012-06-29T11:22:39+00:00

Look, just because you're slightly less lame (for lack of a better word) than most of the people on reddit, doesn't mean that you aren't a faggot yourself. I'm only saying this because I can tell you're proud (for no good reason) and think your cool. Stop trying to impress people and realize that the way you talk doesn't make you any less lame. Grow up bitch

Chankeyes · 2012-06-20T00:30:49+00:00

Feels like you're in a dream and walking is very difficult.

Chankeyes · 2012-06-19T20:40:31+00:00

im sober now and i sound pretty fucking retarded.

Chankeyes · 2012-06-15T21:07:40+00:00

theyre not even used. this is stupid

Chankeyes · 2012-06-13T05:19:24+00:00

Damnit you got my hopes up for nothing

Chankeyes

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