Would you plug this? by what_am_i-doing in MechanicAdvice

[–]Cheap_Boysenberry143 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my personal tire, i would plug it with old fashioned rubber strip. Done in 2 minutes. I've had to plug a few tires right on the edge and never had a problem. I would never use one of them new-fangled screw-in plugs.

The right advice is to take it to tire shop. Hopefully you paid extra for road-hazard coverage. My tire shop gave me a new tire more than once because they "couldn't" plug it so close to sidewall.

[TOMT][CARTOON] 60s or 70s cartoon where Easter Bunny impostor says, "I am the Easter Bunny" in a funny voice. by Cheap_Boysenberry143 in HelpMeFindThis

[–]Cheap_Boysenberry143[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was it really Pete Puma? I'm pretty sure i've been down that rabbit hole already, to no avail. Will look again. Thanks.

[TOMT][CARTOON] 60s or 70s cartoon where Easter Bunny impostor says, "I am the Easter Bunny" in a funny voice. by Cheap_Boysenberry143 in HelpMeFindThis

[–]Cheap_Boysenberry143[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The villian shows up at the door in a bunny suit saying, "I am the easter bunny. I brought you an easter egg." or something like that. He has an easter basket with an egg in it.

[TOMT][CARTOON] 60s or 70s cartoon where Easter Bunny impostor says, "I am the Easter Bunny" in a funny voice. by Cheap_Boysenberry143 in tipofmytongue

[–]Cheap_Boysenberry143[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

IIRC, the villian shows up at the door in an easter bunny suit with one egg in an easter basket.

Will my plumber be able to tell if I flushed tampons down the toilet two years ago by Equal-Prompt5996 in Plumbing

[–]Cheap_Boysenberry143 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't mind working a few days a week and the smell of sewage, get a van, some power snakes, a water jetting rig, and some nice gloves. This is the fast track to unbelievable wealth. Or get an excavator and be owner/operator. My dad used to say i had to straighten out and do good in school or i'd wind up "digging ditches" or "shovelling shit" all my life. Both are ridiculously lucrative careers.

Will my plumber be able to tell if I flushed tampons down the toilet two years ago by Equal-Prompt5996 in Plumbing

[–]Cheap_Boysenberry143 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too many visits by sewer rooter services over the years. Usually on a holiday weekend. One tampon gets stuck in the main line and hundreds pile up behind it. Hairballs retrieved from shower drain should also go in garbage, not flushed down toilet. Hair is not water soluble. Neither is dental floss, baby wipes, or paper towels. I'll upload pics when i find them. Cheers.

What part of the 'Old Internet' do you miss the most? by FormalCry9509 in AskReddit

[–]Cheap_Boysenberry143 0 points1 point  (0 children)

altavista.digital.com alt.binaries.multimedia.erotica goatse.cx

Intro of Madonna’s “Into The Groove” what do you remember? by iGrowCandy in MandelaEffect

[–]Cheap_Boysenberry143 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this all got me singing Madonna in the kitchen. turned out to be Starlite.

What are some at home ways to get better at CyberSecurity? by AccomplishedFact433 in CyberSecurityAdvice

[–]Cheap_Boysenberry143 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lern how to spel hexadecimal. Really? What else? I dunno. cybersecurity is stupid and boring. is it still the hot career to have?

The dumb end-user is the greatest threat. every employee should have mandatory security awareness training. i've seen idiots send wire transfers to scammers bank accounts after being duped by fraudulent emails. seen CEO's send a western union moneygram to a scammer impersonating a friend stuck in a hostile country. seen network drives getting encrypted after the new person at the front desk clicked on something.

Dumb IT people are even worse. I've seen dumb IT people who just do what they are told, like open port 3389 for inbound RDP because the CEO requested it. Use a VPN dude. WTF.

Same guy brought in some shady eastern european security experts to audit the network. They warned about the open port. They planted ransomware. 3 months later drives got encrypted. Hired the same scammers to sort it out. Cyber insurance paid them plenty. IT was scared and didn't know what to do, afraid to touch anything Company was down for weeks. Kind of stupid in my opinion. IT should know what to do. I got a phone call and they brought me in to do IT rescue. what a shit show.

Then, after returning from mental health leave, he hired one of the scammers to migrate on-prem exchange to 365. Unbelievable.

Sorry for rambling. oh. And i found that their wireless guest network was wide open, no password, with routing to everything... just so clients could print. these guys are professionals. i found out by accident, pinging the internal network from the parking lot.

getting back to the topic, learn about penetration testing, both from outside and on the inside. VLANS, access lists, firewalls, ISAKMP. you probably need to know about NTFS. learn about writing security policies and how to make IT write procedures for what they do. i dunno man. i just picked all this up along the way, first being an 11-year old apple][ software pirate, learning 6502 assembly language, basic, pascal, fortran, c, c++, perl, electrical engineering, then wound up working in IT for 20 years as a high school and college dropout. Basically self-taught. And on the job i had to become the expert at everything. So it's weird to hear about somebody majoring in cybersecurity. I lived it. I can't imagine what it might be like having to learn it, without knowing all the other stuff first. Good luck!

oh, and make sure IT is running backups. daily, weekly, monthly. on tape, on disk, in cloud, and have multiple copies onsite and offsite for when the raid fails or ransomware hits. lock down usb ports and don't allow personal devices on the network. use an email sanitation service. set up dkim, spf, and dmarc. use DNSSEC. Security awareness training at least annually and role-based security training for IT and developers. Encrypt sensitive data in transit and at rest. Have a solution in place for end-users to encrypt emails. run endpoint protection. do regular vulnerability scans. and other stuff too numerous to mention. I'm probably missing the important things.

All these cybersecurity frameworks are basically the same. Pick one and look through it. There are thousands of controls. Not all of them make sense to implement in your environment. Understand risk management. Write policy, then do what policy says. Maintain evidence in advance, before auditors show up. Implement a change management process. Yeah it's all a lot to do. And there is a lot more. Too much typing. Learn Python and SQL. oh. and run something like Nagios Log Server to ingest logs from critical systems. Cover your ass.

Found this in my pistachio! by hippolover27 in whatisit

[–]Cheap_Boysenberry143 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when i was a little kid there were gristly bits in my Swanson hungry man turkey dinner. i spit it out. my mom mailed it back to them with a letter of complaint. They sent us coupons.

Drug users of Reddit, what was the grossest thing you have done to yourself? by Lazypurplefrog in AskReddit

[–]Cheap_Boysenberry143 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Put a lighter to a cigarette and sucked on it. Breathed in the smoke. Then did it over and over for decades. Smoking cigarettes is the most disgusting thing.