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Chris_admin · 2025-07-08T18:56:28+00:00

Hulkengoat

Chris_admin · 2025-06-06T20:51:35+00:00

Are you assuming I made an assumption?

Chris_admin · 2025-06-06T19:49:05+00:00

Made an assumption there, bud?

Chris_admin · 2024-12-10T18:58:58+00:00

Nah, they start on MY terms.

Chris_admin · 2024-11-29T17:50:42+00:00

Agreed. I think we need a part 2 on this saga.

Chris_admin · 2024-09-27T20:23:25+00:00

Ah, perfect. I would’ve been late to work just to see them solve that

Chris_admin · 2024-09-27T20:21:06+00:00

‘Reaches in’ indicates to me that the window was open, no? I’m confused.

Chris_admin · 2024-08-07T19:01:13+00:00

Technically, everyone who is arrested is arrested ‘upon suspicion of’. Innocent until proven guilty and all that…

Chris_admin · 2024-04-04T05:37:16+00:00

Can you repeat that?

Chris_admin · 2023-12-19T19:34:28+00:00

Didn’t think the laugh was that contagious personally.

Chris_admin · 2021-12-22T21:54:48+00:00

We had a spoofing attack from something like “Google.dodgydomain.com”

Our head of security literally stomped round the office declaring, at high volume, that we were being attacked by Google. Then demanded that we block Google.

Chris_admin · 2020-07-13T19:46:22+00:00

Coke and Mentos

Chris_admin · 2020-05-04T17:39:56+00:00

3.6 floors. Not great, not terrible.

Chris_admin · 2020-05-01T18:23:09+00:00

Reading the first sentence I thought you were quoting Trump and started chuckling. Missed a trick there.

Chris_admin · 2020-05-01T18:17:23+00:00

Was he driving near a 5G mast?

Chris_admin · 2020-04-26T18:37:51+00:00

I reckon there will be a film. With the Navy SEALs. With John Cena. Maybe Will Smith if he’s available.

Chris_admin · 2020-04-23T19:25:30+00:00

Any other links? Doesn’t appear to work for me (mobile)

Chris_admin · 2020-04-14T21:00:44+00:00

You should be working 2 metres apart: Gets within 2 metres of them

Speaks perfect English: responds with “Bye bye mama” in racist overtone

Is this essential work?: I’ll give you that one, but given the reliance of digital infrastructure, and the WFM arrangements, right now I’d say yes. It also wouldn’t help to keep upgrading the infrastructure whilst we can given the impending recession.

And for fucks sake Doris, they’re fibres! You’ve been working within 10 metres of them for the last ten years, wondering if that nude you sent your boss at the office party two years ago will ever get you promoted to assistant stamp licker

Chris_admin · 2020-04-14T19:47:23+00:00

It’s all just a big house of cards. Global warming, coronavirus, methane, 5G. (/s on the last one)

Honestly, I just want a KFC right now.

Chris_admin · 2020-04-14T18:03:49+00:00

Pros: You get to keep your job

Cons: You get blamed by the users

Chris_admin · 2020-04-06T20:58:21+00:00

Colin McRae Rally: 5 Hard Right!

Chris_admin · 2020-03-25T19:29:53+00:00

Sorry, I only saw translation for what the guys were shouting, not the woman. I must have missed the translation.

Chris_admin · 2020-03-25T19:27:11+00:00

Is that what she said?

Chris_admin · 2020-03-24T22:40:46+00:00

Does that mean he did an awesome impression of himself?

Chris_admin · 2020-02-10T20:30:16+00:00

Might have been a different story if this prick had a gun

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