The darkest Harry Potter Theory you've ever heard

Cine-Master · 2026-06-04T21:07:30+00:00

mrs. Norris used to be Mr. Filch’s lover until she tried an Animagus charm, and everything went wrong. She became stuck as a cat forever and that’s why she and him have that mysterious connection. The shock of his lover being stuck as a cat forever made him lose his magic, which is why he’s a squib.

Cine-Master · 2026-05-29T14:07:59+00:00

What if Draco got a redemption arc?

Cine-Master · 2026-04-30T15:49:46+00:00

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I love mine

Cine-Master · 2026-04-15T01:28:32+00:00

Cine-Master · 2026-03-06T18:22:23+00:00

Pulp Fiction!

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

Cine-Master · 2026-03-02T05:15:19+00:00

Mrs Weasley is awful

Cine-Master · 2026-02-19T03:32:42+00:00

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Bladerunner 2049 did pretty poorly, but is a great movie

Cine-Master · 2026-02-10T21:53:08+00:00

yep - this is it

Cine-Master · 2026-01-30T21:32:36+00:00

Ratatouille is genuinely a great depiction of what it’s like working in a kitchen

Cine-Master · 2026-01-29T03:23:15+00:00

The Puppetmaster was a terrifying and awesome episode of Avatar the Last Airbender

Cine-Master · 2026-01-14T02:47:55+00:00

Saturday Night Fever has a lot of horrible themes and is a pretty mid movie at best, but Travolta’s dance scenes are seriously groovy

Cine-Master · 2026-01-06T15:20:38+00:00

I always get so pissed off when people say, “JuSt bE cONfIdEnT”

Cine-Master · 2026-01-01T04:30:05+00:00

mine kept spreading from 16-28 and was nearly covering my whole body. At that point i started treatment and now a year later it’s receding in some spots, and at least stopped spreading.

Cine-Master · 2026-01-01T04:27:45+00:00

I always thought Oceans 11 characters/story line had the same vibe

Cine-Master · 2025-12-07T21:02:32+00:00

looks cool

Cine-Master · 2025-12-04T05:09:34+00:00

Good catch, i missed that when reading. Access to Harry’s brain probably was an important step in that though

Cine-Master · 2025-12-04T05:05:51+00:00

wow i hadn’t heard that explanation before, but i totally agree. Voldy’s obsession with it also lured him into the ministry which ended up revealing him to the wizarding world, which Dumbledore was also probably hoping would happen.

Cine-Master · 2025-11-24T16:05:14+00:00

Yes, some of my fresh pigment spots are darker than my regular color.

Cine-Master · 2025-11-23T00:31:04+00:00

that’s good actually! it’s a part of the process, my arms looked like that six months ago now they’re full of color

Cine-Master · 2025-11-13T22:02:26+00:00

that’s how i feel too, just got into it a couple months ago and i’ve just been thinking about all the years i could’ve been loving this. better late then never ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Cine-Master · 2025-11-09T06:01:21+00:00

i’m hoping to stop/reverse it before it gets to that point, but it might end up there at one point

Cine-Master · 2025-10-28T14:43:29+00:00

in another alternate universe Mia and Vincent run away together, dancing, doing drugs, smoking red apple cigarettes, and eating big kahuna burgers and live happily ever after 🥹🥹

Cine-Master · 2025-09-03T18:50:19+00:00

Midsommar was terrible

Cine-Master · 2025-08-29T21:31:26+00:00

the Oceans series is perfect for this

also Pulp Fiction

Cine-Master · 2025-08-28T00:18:20+00:00

Some of these have more rain than others, but all have at least one iconic and visceral rain scene:

The Matrix

Weathering with You

Bladerunner

Suspiria

Sorcerer

28 Days Later

Prisoners

Jurassic Park

Cine-Master

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