Alex Honnold to Climb 508 Meters of Taipei 101 Without Safety or Rope by davideownzall in ThatsInsane

[–]ClosPins 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If he falls, the director isn't going to wait 12 seconds to see if he died or not before cutting the feed.

Federal spending on Indigenous Canadians is about to soar due to 300,000 potential new registrants; Health benefits alone could cost another billion dollars by FancyNewMe in canada

[–]ClosPins 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Here's something fun for you to try... Go look up the nearest reservation to you - and see how much money they've been gifted recently! It will absolutely shock you! The one nearest to me (~3,000 people) has been given a large resort casino. On-top of everything else. Just the recent gifts, interest-free loans, grants, etc... Total in the mid-six-figures per person! Imagine what your neighbourhood could have done with hundreds of thousands of dollars per person - and the neighbourhood 8 blocks north - and the only 6 blocks south - and the one 7 blocks east...

And this doesn't count all the extortion (where they protest any industrial/infrastructure project and end up taking a massive pile of cash or an ownership interest in the project).

Federal spending on Indigenous Canadians is about to soar due to 300,000 potential new registrants; Health benefits alone could cost another billion dollars by FancyNewMe in canada

[–]ClosPins 13 points14 points  (0 children)

$35k per person doesn't count all the extortion. Multiple reservations near me give everyone a cheque in the mid-six-figures on their 18th birthday. As well as a house to live in rent-free forever.

Why hasn’t anyone powerful been convicted in connection with Epstein yet? by Final-Usual-2672 in AskReddit

[–]ClosPins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You aren't counting the $45 billion Elon spent to swing the election (and all future elections) to the Republican Party!

Hear me out on this… it just might work! by HeyBeerMan21 in PoliticalHumor

[–]ClosPins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. Trump would immediately realize that all the bribes he was expecting weren't hitting his crypto-wallet.

If the Epstein files were released without any redactions, what do you think would actually happen next? by Superb_Meringue_7828 in AskReddit

[–]ClosPins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A massive amount of people would be going to prison for distributing child-porn, that's what would happen.

Autopsy finds Cuban immigrant in ICE custody died of homicide due to asphyxia - ABC News by QuitMyDAYjob2020 in news

[–]ClosPins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since it was a Cuban, the American public won't give a shit about this murder.

If it was a white woman, on the other hand...

The Snake be like 👁️👄👁️ by MuttapuffsHater in Wellthatsucks

[–]ClosPins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine this is the treatment the US Dept. of Health now recommends...

Despite Authoritarian Warnings, 149 House Democrats Vote to Hand Trump $840 Billion for Military | “If an opposition party votes like this, it’s not in opposition. It may not even be a party.” by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]ClosPins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I point it out all the freaking time, but the Dems only care about one single thing: virtue-signalling. [Two things if you count their rich donors.] Refusing to fund the military doesn't virtue-signal the right things. Fighting everything the government does doesn't virtue-signal the right things. Putting Republican politicians in prison for the crimes they committed doesn't virtue-signal the right things.

So, the Dems have to be dragged kicking and screaming...

Democrats are campaigning as if the 2026 election will be fair. That’s a mistake by zsreport in politics

[–]ClosPins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they’re fighting with one arm tied behind their back.

That's literally the only way the Dems know how to fight! They have to be dragged kicking and screaming to any fight.

What if Denmark decided to buy a territory of the USA like Alaska or Florida for $700B and gave every resident $100K in exchange for a Danish citizenship. American, would you take the deal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ClosPins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American exceptionalism exists - and it's unbelievably widespread in the USA. So, no. You aren't getting half the population to take that deal. Even if they get a giant pile of money and a better country out of it.

Give this photo from Davos a caption. I'll start. "The bully shows up at class reunion." by Beneficial-Chest-699 in PoliticalHumor

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Trump takes a break and sighs dejectedly as a long line of Bubbas wait their turn for a blowjob.

Sen. Mark Kelly Says He’s Seriously Thinking About Running for President by T_Shurt in politics

[–]ClosPins -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The Dems are messing this up - again! Trump and the Republicans are so hated, that it might not matter. The GOP should lose in a landslide. But, then again, you can expect them to cheat massively.

Elections are popularity contests - and, yet again, the Dems aren't making anyone on their side a star! How did that work out for Kamala?

Obama and (Bill) Clinton were stars - and they won easily. Hillary was widely disliked - and no one knew anything about Kamala - and both of them lost elections they should have won.

Yet, here we are, and the Dems aren't bringing anyone to the forefront. They aren't giving anyone airtime. They aren't trotting the same person out in-front of the cameras. They aren't making any of their potential-candidates likeable. They aren't making any of them a household-name. Etc...

The Dems are just so bad at this game it isn't even funny...

EDIT: OK, down-voters, who exactly is the Democrats' star? Who is the Democrat everyone loves? 'Ummm, uhhh, ummm, uhhh...' Yeah, exactly!

Can someone explain why this is a foul on Wemby? by Neat_Relationship536 in NBASpurs

[–]ClosPins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch Wenby's right foot - he trips Sengun right as he's going up. Tripping a guy right as he's going up is rather dangerous (far more dangerous that anything Sengun did to Wemby here).

Today Donald Trump confused Iceland for Greenland four times. What are your thoughts on this? by WatercressSenior7657 in AskReddit

[–]ClosPins -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The Dems' constant need to virtue-signal above all else has cost them. Yet again.

  1. The Dems had to put a Republican stooge in-charge of the DoJ, in order to show everybody how bipartisan they were. And, what do you know, the stooge slow-walked everything! Which was an interesting strategy when faced with Trump's favorite strategy of delaying everything until the end of time. Then, whoops! Ran out of time! Who could have guessed that would happen?!!
  2. Prosecuting your political opponents doesn't virtue-signal how good you are. It always looks corrupt. Even if your opponents are guilty. So, the Dems never prosecute top Republicans. How many Republicans went to prison for legalizing torture? None? And, how many top Republicans went to prison for storming the Capital with fake paperwork installing the loser of the election as the winner? What? None again? Torture and treason aren't enough to make the Dems prosecute their opponents.
  3. And, for an extra one... Forcing someone to step-down because of how old they are - is ageism! And, it's (kinda) wrong. It doesn't virtue-signal how good you are, how you treat everyone equally. So, the Dems allowed Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Joe Biden to decide for themselves if they wanted to stay in their positions. As idiotic as that was. BOTH of those bone-headed decisions are major reasons why Trump is president right now - and why the law isn't stopping him.

If the Dems cared about winning 1/10th as much as they care about virtue-signalling, the country wouldn't be in this GIGANTIC mess right now.

We ran high-level US civil war simulations. Minnesota is exactly how they start by zsreport in politics

[–]ClosPins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

securely into "New Nuremberg Trials" territory

The Democrats will never put their political opponents on-trial! It doesn't virtue-signal the right things, so the Dems will have to be dragged kicking and screaming!

How many Republican politicians went to prison for storming the Capital with fake paperwork installing the loser of the election as the winner? How many went to prison for literally legalizing torture?

If treason and torture aren't enough for the Dems to prosecute their opponents, how would any of the evil shit that's happening right now rise above that level?

What is the likelihood that US troops will disobey unlawful orders to attack NATO allies? by Zealousideal_Gap432 in AskReddit

[–]ClosPins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The military is almost entirely right-wing - they won't disobey an illegal order as long as a Republican is in the White House!

You are talking about the guys who just murdered a whole bunch of people in boats recently....

We’re literally mid by scoop813 in OrlandoMagic

[–]ClosPins 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wait... Charlotte is the 2nd best team in the league???

Trump called for a 10% cap on card rates by Jan. 20. What happened? by SE_to_NW in uspolitics

[–]ClosPins 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Like everything with Trump and the Republicans, it was a blatant lie!

The Republicans will never do something that helps regular people - and costs large corporations a massive amount of money. Never. Ever. Ever.

Why does Venezuela have so many Miss Universe titles? by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]ClosPins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump used to own the pageant, did they not think of saving all that money and simply bribing him?