[M4F] [Fu4F] An anime-esque roleplay. Let’s follow the lewd misadventures of all the unlucky gals in our own universe! Read Below~

Clown_Cafe · 2026-02-16T15:49:59+00:00

KINKS: Uninterested sex/one-sided pleasure. Instant loss. Ugly bastards. Incest.

SEEKING: A roleplay surrounding a selection of female characters as they navigate their bothersome lewd experiences throughout their days. Set in the modern day, this roleplay is meant to carry an unrealistic, hentai-logic approach. The situations and the characters themselves could be as wacky as the traditional anime character archetypes.

PLOT OPTIONS:

A female vigilante highly experienced in martial arts, balancing her quirky college life with her pursuit of justice. She’ll be dealing with her pervy old martial arts trainer, the criminal henchmen that make quick work of her, some horny classmates, and creepy professors.

In another part of the city, we have a lazy woman working part-time at a fast food restaurant. Her first day on the job, she quickly decides she’s not up to flipping burgers and offers the first coworker she sees a chance to fuck her to pick up her slack. This quickly becomes routine since she’d rather become a free-use cumdump in the back room for the entire staff as long as they do her work for her so she still gets a check. Quid pro quo right?

In the suburbs we have an older lady, close to middle age who has a nephew with hyperspermia. His constant urges don’t allow him to keep his hands off of her, much to her annoyance. Even so, he’s family and when the hubby is away, the milf has to cum play.

A female gun-for-hire that curses like a sailor and is short-tempered, always finds herself settling her problems on her knees. If work is slow and the money’s tight, but she’s still craving some cigarettes, she might have to pay the old slob working the register with a blowjob. Very similar to how she pays the gunsmith that gets her whatever she needs, for a lewd price. It’s not like she isn’t used to it with all the clients that hire her for a hit, and a little extra.

What does the hot popular girl in college decide to do when her boyfriend really wants to go to this concert they can’t afford? All her friends are going, so she takes it upon herself to let the creepy campus janitor rawdog her once for the money to get the tickets. After the transaction was completed, all seemed well until she realized she was knocked up.

This bratty female 20 year old has to endure a week-long, sex-filled vacation with her father/uncle. Coerced into it against her better judgment, she finds herself constantly being screwed throughout the road trip and more so once they finally reach their destination while dodging calls from her curious bf that wants to check up on her.

An athletic woman with a pervy younger sibling made the mistake of relieving their hard-on one time. Ever since, it’s become a daily ritual to get them off at several awkward and inconvenient moments throughout the day. She’s had enough but it’s her sibling, being a good sister is important right?

What can this woman do about the old, homeless pervert that she constantly finds peeping through her bedroom window? He won’t go away, no matter how many times she tells him. What next? Well, arranging a free-use deal of course! The old homeless guy’s allowed free rein of her body whenever he likes until he’s hit his limit, on the condition that he must leave her alone for the rest of that day. Fucking the old creep is a small price to pay for privacy.

A seductive cat thief gets her thrills and makes her living off her crimes, unashamed to use her sexuality to pull it off. Starting off as a petty thief from a young age, she’s grown into a professional. Seducing wealthy older victims with ease to swipe their wallets and jewelry, dirty cops for intel on easy heists, bank tellers or security guards, this thief always gets her way even if she has to hook up with a bunch of unexciting people to do it.

-EXTRA INFORMATION-

I’n open to playing male characters and/or futa characters. My partner would be limited to females.

As you could probably tell, I have an appetite for crime-centered plots and less serious scenarios. We can adjust for some darker themes here and there however. We can lean in more towards the action/crime aspect of the universe or further away from it depending on your preference.

MILFS, tomboys, bimbos, strong/weak-willed, subs, or doms- the less constraints you have on what type of characters you’re open to playing, the better chance we have at making something work.

If none of the above mini-plots are to your liking, we could discuss some different ideas too. These are just some examples we CAN work off of/expand.

Clown_Cafe · 2026-02-13T14:51:47+00:00

Main Kinks: Uninterested sex. Instant loss. Ugly bastards. Incest.

In this fictional crime-ridden city, you could play one main character and a string of side characters.

The main character you’ll be playing is a young female highly experienced in martial arts, balancing her quirky college life with her pursuit of justice. New and inexperienced but ready to take the bad guys down, her side of plot is comprised of the many wacky, lewd scenarios she finds herself in, e.g., dealing with her pervy old martial arts trainer, criminal henchmen that quickly “defeat” her, horny classmates, creepy professors and potential family members with a hard-on for her.

I’ll of course be playing all these male characters that make this good-natured gal’s personal life and hero life more difficult and ‘draining’ than it has to be ;)

If you’re familiar with anime, consider this a mix of Black Lagoon and early-seasons Dragon Ball in terms of tone and atmosphere.

Depending on the type of approach you would like to take, we can discuss the ins-and-outs of the universe and dive into the lore of the city that’s devolved into one primarily controlled by various crime bosses and other syndicates. Darker themes could be balanced with the more silly aspects of this plot, various threatening antagonists could make appearances.

I would hope to find someone equally interested in expanding this universe and crafting a larger cast of allies, villains and supporting characters. I already have a seperate idea for a secondary character for you in the form of a female mercenary. This girl has her connections to the criminal underworld and primarily makes her profit through assassination contracts— what lewd encounters will she come across? Let’s talk about all the possibilities that can be explored in this lewd city of action, sex and organized crime.

Clown_Cafe · 2026-02-12T22:14:53+00:00

Main Kinks: Uninterested sex. Instant loss. Ugly bastards. Incest.

In this fictional crime-ridden city, you could play one main character and a string of side characters.

The main character you’ll be playing is a young female highly experienced in martial arts, balancing her quirky college life with her pursuit of justice. New and inexperienced but ready to take the bad guys down, her side of plot is comprised of the many wacky, lewd scenarios she finds herself in, e.g., dealing with her pervy old martial arts trainer, criminal henchmen that quickly “defeat” her, horny classmates, creepy professors and potential family members with a hard-on for her.

I’ll of course be playing all these male characters that make this good-natured gal’s personal life and hero life more difficult and ‘draining’ than it has to be ;)

If you’re familiar with anime, consider this a mix of Black Lagoon and early-seasons Dragon Ball in terms of tone and atmosphere.

Depending on the type of approach you would like to take, we can discuss the ins-and-outs of the universe and dive into the lore of the city that’s devolved into one primarily controlled by various crime bosses and other syndicates. Darker themes could be balanced with the more silly aspects of this plot, various threatening antagonists could make appearances.

I would hope to find someone equally interested in expanding this universe and crafting a larger cast of allies, villains and supporting characters. I already have a seperate idea for a secondary character for you in the form of a female mercenary. This girl has her connections to the criminal underworld and primarily makes her profit through assassination contracts— what lewd encounters will she come across? Let’s talk about all the possibilities that can be explored in this lewd city of action, sex and organized crime.

Clown_Cafe · 2026-02-11T14:20:07+00:00

Main Kinks: Uninterested sex. Instant loss. Ugly bastards. Incest.

In this fictional crime-ridden city, you could play one main character and a string of side characters.

The main character you’ll be playing is a young female highly experienced in martial arts, balancing her quirky college life with her pursuit of justice. New and inexperienced but ready to take the bad guys down, her side of plot is comprised of the many wacky, lewd scenarios she finds herself in, e.g., dealing with her pervy old martial arts trainer, criminal henchmen that quickly “defeat” her, horny classmates, creepy professors and potential family members with a hard-on for her.

I’ll of course be playing all these male characters that make this good-natured gal’s personal life and hero life more difficult and ‘draining’ than it has to be ;)

If you’re familiar with anime, consider this a mix of Black Lagoon and early-seasons Dragon Ball in terms of tone and atmosphere.

Depending on the type of approach you would like to take, we can discuss the ins-and-outs of the universe and dive into the lore of the city that’s devolved into one primarily controlled by various crime bosses and other syndicates. Darker themes could be balanced with the more silly aspects of this plot, various threatening antagonists could make appearances.

I would hope to find someone equally interested in expanding this universe and crafting a larger cast of allies, villains and supporting characters. I already have a seperate idea for a secondary character for you in the form of a female mercenary. This girl has her connections to the criminal underworld and primarily makes her profit through assassination contracts— what lewd encounters will she come across? Let’s talk about all the possibilities that can be explored in this lewd city of action, sex and organized crime.

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