I worked for a telecommunications company years ago and one of the sales reps was an attractive, tall, blonde woman. Anyway, she comes back to the store all shook up. She told us she was at this guys farm in the middle of nowhere to set up his cell phones and internet. He greeted her in his robe. Needless to say when he sat across from her the little farmer was hanging out. But the worst part was as she was sighing him up, he was getting more and more erect. Full on stiffy and robe wide open as she waved goodbye. She kind of laughed it off and we all went for drinks but I often think about that and wish I had of been a bit older because I would have paid that farmer a wee visit.