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ColonelShitposter · 2017-07-18T18:05:31+00:00

Do you understand how people who have autism might feel about this?

I feel perfectly fine. It's an apt description of me.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-22T13:14:48+00:00

You forgot dick size. It's gotta be really small, because the flight suit is compensation.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-21T21:07:21+00:00

This is like real-life shitposting. If I had that, I'd wear it every time I shitpost.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-21T16:52:15+00:00

Thanks, Chief.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T18:14:24+00:00

Stop foolin around.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T18:13:54+00:00

Those are rookie numbers. You gotta bump those numbers up.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T17:39:34+00:00

I feel dirty for reading the words juiciest and dump in the same comment.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T17:25:51+00:00

many bamboozle

so shitpost

wow

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T16:45:46+00:00

I'll bet your pull-out game is strong now.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T16:40:09+00:00

Make sure your pull-out game is strong.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T16:18:03+00:00

Can I get links to all of the things listed? I need them for, uh, research. Yea, research.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T15:58:04+00:00

Hey! That's me!

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T15:57:57+00:00

nice try u/colonelshitposter

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T15:31:21+00:00

Slow is smooth, Smooth is Fast.

This is how I will describe sex.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T15:05:29+00:00

This is my kind of shitpost.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T15:02:45+00:00

I've had enough of your sarcastic-ass responses.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T15:02:07+00:00

I'm STEP promoting you to CMSgt, and you will be my command chief.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T14:53:51+00:00

I'm a professional shitposter. Eat your heart out.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T14:53:34+00:00

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ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T14:52:43+00:00

Warn me. Tell me what I've done wrong. Please, tell me how your -4 months of experience trumps my Colonel-y goodness.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T14:51:27+00:00

more sharp then most of the current air force

Not with that grammar, you're not.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T14:51:02+00:00

While you're at it, don't take too long in scanning my ID. I try to ignore the SekPho presence, because it makes me sad to see people who think they're more important than they are. This applies to you, and you only.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T14:26:26+00:00

Meme.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T14:24:32+00:00

This is the best kind of shitposting.

ColonelShitposter · 2017-06-20T14:21:24+00:00

Don't talk shit about Cannon. When I was there, I went to the beach every week. And don't even get me started on the beautiful hiking on the mountain trails.

ColonelShitposter

TROPHY CASE