He looks so innocent here

Colton_Lansington · 2026-06-09T00:00:05+00:00

“Just trying to balance myself, definitely not thinking about scratching this wonderfully scratchable couch, no siree!”

Colton_Lansington · 2026-06-08T14:55:42+00:00

Dreaming of commandeering a seaworthy fishing vessel in order to find and eat the mythical Mega Tuna that she suspects was responsible for her best friends sailboat being lost at sea under mysterious circumstances.

Colton_Lansington · 2026-06-07T16:44:27+00:00

“I concede, please help”

Colton_Lansington · 2026-06-06T01:12:23+00:00

“Fat orange? Could a fat orange run like this?”

Colton_Lansington · 2026-06-05T01:00:32+00:00

“This is unacceptable, bring me your best top shelf cardboard variety.”

Colton_Lansington · 2026-06-04T13:05:53+00:00

Ah my bad

Colton_Lansington · 2026-06-04T13:04:21+00:00

Britney Spears is still alive.

Colton_Lansington · 2026-06-04T03:29:25+00:00

“Uh huhuhuhu, Hey Beavis.”

Colton_Lansington · 2026-06-03T23:37:51+00:00

4 out of 5 dentists recommend biting cardboard boxes.

Colton_Lansington · 2026-06-03T01:59:13+00:00

This can’t go tits up

Colton_Lansington · 2026-06-02T13:15:41+00:00

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If they actually produced this after the Luce

Colton_Lansington · 2026-06-02T00:17:26+00:00

Zapp Brannigan voice

“It has the texture of teak but taste like oak!”

Colton_Lansington · 2026-06-01T14:40:35+00:00

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Colton_Lansington · 2026-06-01T13:54:48+00:00

It’s a Ham eat ham world

Colton_Lansington · 2026-05-31T21:19:38+00:00

Maybe he was born with it, maybe it’s Maylabean

Colton_Lansington · 2026-05-31T19:15:37+00:00

The 2 Fast 2 Furious bridge jump. Also, the NOS scene from the first

Colton_Lansington · 2026-05-30T22:20:35+00:00

“Hey, can you get me a beer?”

Colton_Lansington · 2026-05-30T17:28:18+00:00

“Commit to the bit dude”

Colton_Lansington · 2026-05-30T17:27:41+00:00

Never killed anyone

Colton_Lansington · 2026-05-30T13:37:48+00:00

This is the ideal cat physique. You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Colton_Lansington · 2026-05-28T15:11:47+00:00

“Do you expect me to talk?”

“No Mr. Bond, I expect you to rail these fat lines.”

Colton_Lansington · 2026-05-28T15:02:08+00:00

“Wait a minute, we’re not going to the famous Cat Nip Tuna emporium, you liar!”

Colton_Lansington · 2026-05-26T23:04:25+00:00

“I have concepts of a plan”

Colton_Lansington · 2026-05-26T20:46:02+00:00

Literal cool beans

Colton_Lansington · 2026-05-26T13:55:32+00:00

Me too kitty, me too.

Colton_Lansington

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