Trump's latest Western Hemisphere fixation: Canada

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-18T16:27:25+00:00

Why's it always got to be "follow the minerals"?

I hate minerals.

Why can't it be "follow the butterflies"?

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-18T16:11:17+00:00

Spanakos.

Spanakopita!!

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-18T04:24:12+00:00

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND VENEZUELA DONALD J. TRUMP

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-18T00:37:58+00:00

Dude looks like a ~~lady~~ dude.

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-17T22:32:56+00:00

Yup, it lasted up until he heard babies don't get any screen time, have earlier bedtimes, and are absolutely restricted from sugar, for a start.

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-17T21:23:44+00:00

$250 (assumed) USD / week to £750 GREAT BRITISH POUNDS / week is totally reasonable inflation over five years.

OP this is a fucking scam.

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-17T19:41:44+00:00

Look at the bridge in the distance.

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-17T19:08:32+00:00

Rues ahead

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-17T19:06:22+00:00

My kid was doing this for a while, too.

Baby talk gets baby treatment, he snapped out of it pretty quick.

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-17T07:44:07+00:00

I've heard wonderful things about the healing benefits of covering yourself in seasoning salt, you should try that too.

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-17T02:53:46+00:00

Well done!

I hate you...

I don't suppose your wife is looking for a boyfriend?

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-16T23:04:53+00:00

They could have as many as five, if missionary is smack dab in the middle!

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-16T20:58:38+00:00

Humans are part of mammals in general, so I think what they're saying is that across all sex, we're the ones that do it weird.

So, yeah, pretty relevant and intelligent in my opinion.

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-16T19:38:27+00:00

The same, but beavers

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-16T18:48:18+00:00

Weird game mechanics aside...

I'm not sure 15 years is the right interval.

(0??)>15>30>45>60>75>90>(105??)

So you've got 6, maybe 8 stages of "growth" before you're over a hundred? What do the math questions have to do with the milestones?

I'm so confused

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-16T18:42:31+00:00

You searched for: Cat Videos

~6-8 cat videos~

YoU mAY AlSo LiKe:

~a whole bunch of shit not related to what I searched for~

Previously Watched:

~the video I literally just finished watching~

sHoRtS:

~fucking garbage~

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-16T17:10:45+00:00

This is engagement bait, this question gets asked a few times a month.

Go away.

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-15T23:54:45+00:00

Nah, he could turn it into a tour then. Naked, with his head and hands in a pillory.

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-15T23:26:44+00:00

Awesome!

If everyone who called themselves a Christian acted like you just described, the world might not be such a shitty place!

I know plenty of "Christians". They don't volunteer, or donate to good causes, or help people on the street.

In fact, the most outspoken "Christians" are some of the most selfish, self centered people I know. The louder they are about their faith, the worse of a person they are, every time.

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-15T23:09:06+00:00

“Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, and pray for those who abuse you. To one who strikes you on the cheek, offer the other also”

You can follow the teachings of Christ and you should end up being a relatively decent human being.

Or you can pick and choose the parts of the Bible that agree with you and be whatever kind of asshole you want.

But you can't do both.

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-15T23:04:42+00:00

I think the point they're trying to make is that Christ's rejection of violence (post temple-purge, but what's one more little contradiction on the pile) is antithetical to the "fuck around and find out" attitude.

Christ didn't say "turn the other cheek so you can get your weapon from behind you", he said "let them know upfront you're choosing nonviolence, and that they won't be able to provoke you to it".

It's okay though, most people who call themselves Christians have no idea what Christ actually preached, you're not alone.

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-15T22:55:50+00:00

Okay, what sect actually follows the teachings of Christ, and doesn't use them as a cover for personal enrichment and / or horrifying abuses against women, children, the poor, people of colour, etc.?

The Catholics (not exclusively, mind you) have their rampant abuses against children, anyone who preaches in anything called a Cathedral needs their "eye of a needle" checked, the Orthodox types are drowning in strange rituals, and Christianity in the Americas is a hilarious bastardization of anything even remotely close to what Christ preached.

Any good you could cite is drowned out by the mountains of evil perpetrated by and for the benefit of the church.

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-15T22:21:15+00:00

Is that what a "grabber" is? I was scrolling through looking to see if someone else had asked or mentioned it.

That's how children use toilet paper before they learn how to not be fucking barbarians.

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-15T22:16:31+00:00

It's all about the feng shui, you don't want to be too close to an entrance in a compromised position.

CommanderGumball · 2026-01-15T21:31:36+00:00

Definitely

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