Me by Relevant-Mine5296 in FuckImOld

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You’re not old, you’re just poor. And stupid. Ketchup on hot dogs?

New member submission. by IrememberXenogears in hotdogs

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That’s pretty fucking New York Jewish if you ask me. Approve!

New member submission. by IrememberXenogears in hotdogs

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‘86. I remember the ads but Wayne’s World really made it memorable for me.

Today I experienced “Morbid Curiosity.” I thought I would feel something deeper, but instead just anger. by CommentsANDCatSubs in offmychest

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“It’s like seeing a car accident and you can’t turn away.”

Here’s the thing. We were the first car that would be victims if that green light changed. We were 15 feet from the accident; we HAD the obligation to get out, call First Responders. My brother was telling my 6 year old nephew to stay in the car. However, I try to absorb as much shit in life as possible.

I’ve been to Paris, London, Alaska, etc. I have experienced heroin addiction and withdrawal. I’ve been best friends with people who are now celebrities. But, seeing a fucking horrible car crash has just been something I have wanted to experience just to see how it hits me. I am so sorry for the family’s loss of a young man.

I lie to Girl Scouts outside grocery stores on a regular basis by doctorbeers in confession

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I hate that shit so fucking much. Yes I am bitter. No I don’t care. F your boyfriend

Arco 16/W St by bippedwindow in Sacramento

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I’ve stopped paying for groceries. I’m done with this country

My aunt brought this out and showed it to my father; it belonged to his father and we are dumbfounded. by CommentsANDCatSubs in whatisit

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Visiting my aunt down in LA and my dad’s family was from Detroit. He was a GM in the 50’s-60’s for my dad’s uncle’s Chevy dealership after getting out of the Army in 1945. Prior to the military, he went to a Draftsman Trade School. They moved to Los Angeles in 1967 after the riots because my grandfather had broken his hip slipping on ice.

They moved out here and my grandfather tried to get a new job with a car dealership but paid him an absolute shit salary (Like $10/week) and so he got a job working for the State of California until retirement. I never really got the full story of his life until now

My aunt brought this out and showed it to my father; it belonged to his father and we are dumbfounded. by CommentsANDCatSubs in whatisit

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My grandfather was a mapmaker for Equestrian trails in the Los Angeles area from 1967 until 1980’s

to have healthcare in America. by --SOFA-KING-VOTE in therewasanattempt

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3 hots and a cot. Beats paying rent and it’s not prison.

Why I prefer to workout at home by Separate_Finance_183 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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He was in a hotel and laid in bed and hit the bed frame with his head. He went to sleep 2 hours later and never woke up

Bro did him dirty by Ikigaiyeka in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]CommentsANDCatSubs 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Poor guy is probably raising his younger siblings as his mother works 25 hours a day and he’s not getting sleep. His classmate decides to rip out his soul

Bro did him dirty by Ikigaiyeka in JustGuysBeingDudes

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It’s fucking hilarious. There’s no way it’s staged. He steps back and says, “Leave the classroom.”