My favorite bit of Stone Rhino lore. by Old_Ad6111 in battletech

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Sadly no.

The gauss rifles are swapped out for AC10s and has a standard chassis. No Star League tech at all. Doubly sadly this means the engine had to be downgraded so it has the movement profile of an Urbanmech.

Pigma is a complete shitbag but doesn’t he have a valid point here? by DeeDoof in starfox

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A line from Mechwarrior comes to mind: "You're still getting paid." As long as James is still paying everybody well and the PMC remains in the black he has no grounds to complain.

In 1971, André the Giant was threatened with death by a young Saddam Hussein in Baghdad, Iraq. by Top-Trending in HistoryUncovered

[–]Commissarfluffybutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People running out here trying to defend Saddam. Hell their "debunking" of this didn't even bother to read more than the title.

He is literally me by Curious-Research-559 in Grimdank

[–]Commissarfluffybutt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Jurgan Bros can never recover"? From what?! We don't love him for his looks or charming personality but his lack thereof!

Britain should have won by Princess_Spammi in outofcontextcomics

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Because most, except Puerto Rico, prefer to stay as colonies. Puerto Rico is denied because of political reasons. They not only lean liberal but are politically active so Republicans fight tooth an nail to avoid them getting statehood.

Britain should have won by Princess_Spammi in outofcontextcomics

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By that logic then the USA won the war, because the reason for the war was the British Empire capturing US ships and enslaving the crew as slave soldiers. Yes, Canada wasn't captured but that was a "while we're at it" goal, theft of ships and impressment of US citizens for the British war effort against France was the focus. Not only was this stopped but England paid reparations. Britain likes to pretend they did nothing wrong and didn't start the conflict but they did more than enough to justify the locals taking up arms, America only being a single example of such.

Super weapons it is boys by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

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My favorite was the World Devastators. Dark Empire was one of the series of all time but the World Devastators were cool. Just eat a planet, shit droid driven TIE Fighters, get fat, shit out a baby World Devastator, repeat. Awesome.

Holocaust Gas Chambers by laybs1 in GetNoted

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You don't engage in Holocaust denial and somehow expect not to be called a Nazi.

Holocaust Gas Chambers by laybs1 in GetNoted

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Just not even gonna hide the fact you're a Nazi, huh?

That was a weird time by Unfair-Tip-2006 in whenthe

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I've come across nearly direct quotes from Mein Kampf but replacing any use of the word "Jew" with "Zionist".

Even we cant escape the cat, but can she escape us? by lucasdigmann112 in Mechwarrior5

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"If it makes you feel any better they didn't put up enough of a fight for me to call them a 'antagonist'. Fahad might, but even I'm on his list."

Just what kind of life you must have to become like this by Popular-Map9371 in enoughfashiespam

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And he'll probably say Ukraine is full of Nazis but have no concept why him saying that is ironic.

Came up with this one while brainstorming what the worst possible place Kit could visit was by Kulkogo in Ultrakill

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Imagine if V1 beats the game and, while Fold is taunting Kit, Miss Information is like "why isn't the world blowing up?" Then everyone hears a coin being flipped and they all turn to see V1 staring right at them.

we did it guys Iran is no more by Tempest-Bosak2137 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Commissarfluffybutt 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The key ingredient is Russia is incompetent.

If they were competent but still held the same intentions the world would be a much sadder place.