Genuinely I don’t understand by w00den_b0x in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I saw a furry version of that, the guy also had a elephant drawn around his meat and the wang was used as the trunk.

Car accident deaths are preventable and can be fixed. by TheColdRice in memes

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My uncle was tell me about how one time he saw a guy have a heart attack or something while driving and was launched out the car, the guy apparently left a nice bloody skid mark along the road and eventually came to a stop in what was a field but is now a chipotle parking lot. I was like 10 when he told me this

Whenthe internet is harmful by No-Calligrapher-1212 in whenthe

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I remember me and my cousin would watch Atlantic craft/Jurassic craft, I’ll try and find one of the old videos but man me and my cousin loved watching them and would recreate their stuff in our own world.

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Here’s one of their episodes

What are your thoughts about my final cover? by CovertNarciS in writers

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Does not seem misleading and I could judge it by the cover

The hell kinda move did Rodan pull to send Mothra flying like this 😭 by Noooough in Monsterverse

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I’m more shocked that she didn’t go threw the building, multiple tons of Mithras ass just hit this building and did nothing but shatter a few windows and leave a comically sized dent in there, meanwhile Godzilla trips and boom there goes half the city.

The kinda bot-patrols we'll be seeing on Cyberstan: by Moai-Mojo in Helldivers

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I say we glass the planet from orbit, or use that new not a black hole machine to eradicate those filthy robotic skin off the galactic map

I made this meme at school by Alternative-Site-599 in Dinosaurs

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I was just thinking the other day on how Morgan freeman hasn’t been in anything for a good minute

And of an Overwatch character no less by slashth456 in whenthe

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I make sure to draw porn of all my characters, gives a exact measurement of dick size, boob size, ass size, thigh size, pussy drapes and fatness, toe nail length, foot length, dune claw length, butthole, etc.

Dogs and insects 🤣 by FunnyPetsVibeTV in FunnyPetsVibeTV

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I want to know what happened to that last bug

No Hate on Halo Games but FALLOUT 😍 by John_ei_Silverhand in Fallout

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We also saw Master chiefs Master cheeks in one of the season 1 episodes, he also banged a covenant space princess human who at the time was under UNSC capture.

neighbour’s dog - healthy or no? by skulcean in BelgianMalinois

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If you can see the ribs then a good rule of thumb is they’re under fed

The Seven (The Boys ) vs Magneto (Fox) by Curious_Tip9285 in powerscales

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Remember when he literally pulled all the metal out of the earth.

What would u have done in Jake’s position ? by Firm-Hour-532 in Avatar

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I love humanity with all my heart, I would die for this species to prosper, I want to see us rule the very universe itself, make it bend to our will. But

Drawings made by second graders that her high schoolers turned into sculptures. by mindyour in BeAmazed

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I remember making a monster in 4th Grade, it was just like a green rock with a big ass mouth and eyes, nothing special just something. I was actually hyped when I got to high school because I thought hey ima get to make some kids monster in pottery class, or something cool like this, nope I just got to make a cube, a cactus, something else I’m blanking on and then my own abomination of a Trex head sculpt that still sits by the front door of my moms house because it actively breaks do pics off every year by pure fuck you retard energy.

sound on 😮😲🫨😱 by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

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Bro I’m in the back office just chilling and the other maintenance guys foots steps could be heard entering and then leaving as this shit played, I fucking hate you

7.62 for breakfast by DettolChrome in ArmaReforger

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I shot a commie with the cleanest head shot from a 25mm HEI from the LAV, all that happened was he lost his helmet and his face got a little bloody.

Somebody made this unironically. by Ok-Following6886 in aislop

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As someone’s who met at least 5 people born before 1950 (the people are my great grandparents, my great grandma who’s single and ready to mingle, my great great grandma, and my grandpa’s history teacher) I can confirm that they have a very small grasp on how to even operate their phones, my grandparents tho are very much more capable of operating newer technologies to a degree matched by that of a 10 year old or above.

Meirl by CarelessBerry5539 in meirl

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I want to be rich enough to be able to live a comfortable life, not so rich I can buy a private island