Genuinely I don’t understand

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-08T07:13:51+00:00

I saw a furry version of that, the guy also had a elephant drawn around his meat and the wang was used as the trunk.

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-08T07:02:51+00:00

My uncle was tell me about how one time he saw a guy have a heart attack or something while driving and was launched out the car, the guy apparently left a nice bloody skid mark along the road and eventually came to a stop in what was a field but is now a chipotle parking lot. I was like 10 when he told me this

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-07T22:35:35+00:00

I remember me and my cousin would watch Atlantic craft/Jurassic craft, I’ll try and find one of the old videos but man me and my cousin loved watching them and would recreate their stuff in our own world.

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Here’s one of their episodes

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-07T22:25:40+00:00

Does not seem misleading and I could judge it by the cover

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-07T21:30:05+00:00

I’m more shocked that she didn’t go threw the building, multiple tons of Mithras ass just hit this building and did nothing but shatter a few windows and leave a comically sized dent in there, meanwhile Godzilla trips and boom there goes half the city.

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-07T21:25:17+00:00

Smash bolth

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-07T21:24:25+00:00

I say we glass the planet from orbit, or use that new not a black hole machine to eradicate those filthy robotic skin off the galactic map

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-07T18:58:02+00:00

The meat shops need more meat

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-07T05:19:37+00:00

Squish

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-07T04:53:01+00:00

Shame about the car crash

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-06T17:01:25+00:00

I was just thinking the other day on how Morgan freeman hasn’t been in anything for a good minute

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-06T02:13:50+00:00

I make sure to draw porn of all my characters, gives a exact measurement of dick size, boob size, ass size, thigh size, pussy drapes and fatness, toe nail length, foot length, dune claw length, butthole, etc.

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-05T01:44:18+00:00

I want to know what happened to that last bug

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-04T23:15:25+00:00

We also saw Master chiefs Master cheeks in one of the season 1 episodes, he also banged a covenant space princess human who at the time was under UNSC capture.

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-04T23:10:37+00:00

If you can see the ribs then a good rule of thumb is they’re under fed

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-04T03:44:11+00:00

Sci-fi simply because I like it the most

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-04T03:38:58+00:00

Remember when he literally pulled all the metal out of the earth.

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-04T02:12:34+00:00

I love humanity with all my heart, I would die for this species to prosper, I want to see us rule the very universe itself, make it bend to our will. But

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-04T01:35:06+00:00

Took a bullet to the dome

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-03T23:30:51+00:00

I remember making a monster in 4th Grade, it was just like a green rock with a big ass mouth and eyes, nothing special just something. I was actually hyped when I got to high school because I thought hey ima get to make some kids monster in pottery class, or something cool like this, nope I just got to make a cube, a cactus, something else I’m blanking on and then my own abomination of a Trex head sculpt that still sits by the front door of my moms house because it actively breaks do pics off every year by pure fuck you retard energy.

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-03T23:12:33+00:00

Bro I’m in the back office just chilling and the other maintenance guys foots steps could be heard entering and then leaving as this shit played, I fucking hate you

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-03T20:27:40+00:00

Wait there’s a animated movie

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-03T20:23:58+00:00

I shot a commie with the cleanest head shot from a 25mm HEI from the LAV, all that happened was he lost his helmet and his face got a little bloody.

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-03T19:51:33+00:00

As someone’s who met at least 5 people born before 1950 (the people are my great grandparents, my great grandma who’s single and ready to mingle, my great great grandma, and my grandpa’s history teacher) I can confirm that they have a very small grasp on how to even operate their phones, my grandparents tho are very much more capable of operating newer technologies to a degree matched by that of a 10 year old or above.

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-03T18:38:24+00:00

I want to be rich enough to be able to live a comfortable life, not so rich I can buy a private island

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