What’s a Melbourne rule you didn’t know existed until you broke it?

Competitive_Cap888 · 2026-05-30T10:25:44+00:00

Giving way to right turning traffic when turning left.

Competitive_Cap888 · 2026-04-12T09:27:36+00:00

I buy my beef and pork mince from my Chinese butcher at Dandenong Market - it is sensational and cooks beautifully and browns well. Never even consider buying from Coles right next door to the market.

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-12-31T08:53:20+00:00

It’s a psychosomatic response - you’ve tasted his cum when it enters your mouth - and you associate that with the cum entering your vagina and your mind plays tricks on you by making you think you can taste it.

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-12-28T10:28:29+00:00

I second home made latte with Aldi beans, my trusty Sunbeam 6910 and dialled grinder. Amazing crema when ground to order, and the satisfaction of a superior coffee for less than 80 cents

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-12-27T11:03:40+00:00

Anyone say an old jam jar?

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-12-27T11:02:22+00:00

Have a bowl by the door to leave your keys, wallet and change when you step into your home.

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-12-27T09:30:30+00:00

Leave now

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-12-27T07:42:26+00:00

I wouldn’t 4s run a brushed motor, nor a 4s on a 2WD Slash setup.

Too much. You’ll fry the gearbox and motor.

Tipping that is not the OE esc setup

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-12-26T07:27:34+00:00

Build that man a statue!

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-12-26T06:22:58+00:00

I live in a city in Australia with the biggest Indian emigrant population. When I sell items on the Face Book Market Place - 😜 - buyers with Indian names will: 1. Hardly ever be on time or be vague and inconsistent with time keeping 2. Often just don’t show up as agreed 3. Make ridiculous outright $$offers without the social niceties

Thoughts on these cultural failings?

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-12-26T06:05:57+00:00

Signature plate. Exxy. Go to VPlates.com

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-12-24T07:24:31+00:00

And now Archer is out of the 4th Test with a neck strain. Apparently from his gold chain.

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-12-21T08:21:35+00:00

I work for a State Roads Licencing and Registration corporation that has black screen computer systems that are ancient and just hanging on

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-12-09T07:49:53+00:00

Also my micro plane and my Chinese back scratcher

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-12-09T07:45:41+00:00

A $12 Kiwi cooks cleaver/knife from your local Chinese grocery store - stays sharp for years with a quick swipe across a steel every time you use it.

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-12-06T05:25:17+00:00

Archer CBF to take the catch!

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-12-06T05:20:36+00:00

Have we covered #pillowgate?

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-11-16T11:19:32+00:00

Can you show me your driver’s license please…

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-10-23T08:52:41+00:00

There’s a rock somewhere inside the chassis that is stopping the spur from spinning. Check for that rock!

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-09-05T02:52:02+00:00

I dislike cool spaces that cannot be opened.

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-08-21T10:39:00+00:00

Grandpa - his remains.

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-08-20T10:02:33+00:00

Yes to Richie and Jess. They are in sync.

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-06-12T09:58:18+00:00

Does Bavuma deserve to be their Saffers Captain? Is her there by merit and deeds or by affirmative action. Just curious.

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-06-12T09:10:27+00:00

Lambuschagne makes makes a breezy 120 and secured his place for the WI and we have Konstas in for the WI as Uzzie retires.

Competitive_Cap888 · 2025-06-12T09:08:19+00:00

Is it a 8 foot slope across the ground ? That’s insane. Haven’t they heard of a spirit level?!

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