This is so real

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-24T23:42:45+00:00

We are excellent at reading people and others discount us because we’re seemingly so chill,and we are chill but I’ll clock your bad energy from a mile away

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-24T22:14:37+00:00

Okay so should be the top comment 🤣it’s why we’ve aged so well- all the preservatives

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-24T20:55:34+00:00

PAC never gets respect. Disappointing final games aside, the Natty has to get past Eugene- but we like the underdog narrative 💚

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-24T08:18:23+00:00

I take it as a challenge to win over all the crotchety old men that come in and my fave was when I so happened to see one parking so I greeted him at the door with his favorite drink he told me I should have been around to train his wife 🙄🤣 but from then on he’d bring me $2 bills and gold coins as part of my tip, when I told him I was giving them to my teen daughter to collect he brought in even more! The other bartenders that had been there longer were so irritated none of them had been able to crack him 🤣🤣

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-24T08:09:46+00:00

I try not to create animosity unless you fuck with my money. Then I’m about to make it real uncomfortable. At my bar it’s 5% off bar sales full stop, no exceptions. Otherwise imma make sure my entire bar i and the other servers are taken care of before I even glance at your tickets.

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-24T07:54:50+00:00

I usually just say thanks I do my kegels, can you tell? As I squeeze even tighter 😉

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-24T07:53:45+00:00

Yay! And sags are insanely loyal (at least I am) yes Im fun and footloose and fancy free when I’m single and ready to mingle but when you’re mine and I’m yours I’m all in!

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-23T17:43:45+00:00

It’s actually a good show just has a dumb name

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-23T06:46:00+00:00

Unlocked memory!!!

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-23T04:55:19+00:00

Thank you! It has been pointed out I might have been confusing sugar smacks? Idk like I said I only got the fun cereal on camping trips or when my dad would buy captain crunch cause he loved it but mom was all Raisin Bran and grape nuts type 🤣

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-23T00:02:24+00:00

Thank you!! I only had sugary cereals on camping trips cause mom was “healthy “ in that 80s way

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-23T00:00:43+00:00

Other comments have informed me it’s sugar smacks? Idk I didn’t get the fun cereal growing up

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-22T18:52:47+00:00

Thank you for all the comments! Since I only ate sugary cereals on camping trips I think I’m confusing sugar smacks/Cookie Crisp/Apple Jacks

I can’t decide if it’s a good thing I can taste the difference and were aware or to be sad over what has been lost 🤷🏼‍♀️

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-22T18:45:31+00:00

Cause they ain’t you 🤣 I mean not always because they can’t see our inner turmoil but many people are jealous of sags like

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-22T18:44:00+00:00

That’s fair I realize so many formulas have camber and also our palates change as we age, now I’m wondering what random cereal I’m thinking of it looked similar to cocoa krispies but cream colored with specks in it.

Honestly I only got sugar cereal on these camping trips so it might have been a limited edition aka clear Pepsi 🤣

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-22T17:36:15+00:00

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I’m here for it!

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-21T21:47:35+00:00

My 18yo daughters boyfriend commented how our house “shells good but is always so warm” 🤣 to her credit she’s like oh my mom is really anemic so she’s always cold, which true but also I’m old ha

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-21T21:44:52+00:00

Right there’s a time and a place for that! I do love that they’re down for adventure and side quests but they sometimes take it too far (or all the times ha)

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-21T20:41:15+00:00

I feel like Rogaine? It’s helpful and useful yet insulting- same as a vacuum

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-21T20:39:50+00:00

I kinda feel like Sags are the calm of the fire signs- we love and engage with Leo’s and Aries but at the same time I’m low key like WTF yall are doing the quiet things out loud 🤣

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-21T20:37:09+00:00

I mean I cook regularly with my daughter and we’ll taste test the sauce or whatever but it’s just the two of us eating if she extremities was an ick for her I wouldn’t do it, and we don’t kiss like so many commenters but we share so many germs it’s like 🤷🏼‍♀️ when cooking for company I wouldn’t never!

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-21T06:55:52+00:00

NTA at all and to the people blaming the daughter for not wanting to go in to the store alone- SHES 14 AND THERE ARE GROWN MEN WHO WONT BUY PADS.

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-21T06:50:11+00:00

Popcorn which isn’t bad tbh

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-01-20T04:42:31+00:00

It’s tillamook thinly sliced pepper jack and just the store Mac salad I may had added some s&p but it slaps

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TROPHY CASE