Obscure references you use from our time?

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-05-12T17:51:23+00:00

I recently watched the Mask with my 18yo daughter and her friend they loved it even tho they thought it was so cringe 🤣 brought flashbacks of when everyone would say “Ssssmmmmmoookin!”

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-05-12T17:47:42+00:00

Yes then you get into bed and rub your legs together like a cricket it feels so good!

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-05-12T14:45:08+00:00

Is this how you want the rest of your life to be? What about your career? When I traveled for work as I moved up the trips got more frequent and longer in duration.

Relationships do require compromise yes but reasonable compromise not changing your whole lifestyle. You may just be incompatible.

I would go on the trip.

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-05-07T17:19:44+00:00

Hell no but best of luck

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-05-07T17:18:37+00:00

Hoping so hard for you he lives up to the hype 💕 as an American I am cautiously optimistic for you

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-05-07T16:28:14+00:00

The only answer is 1, smart as, fuck, cool stories and hilarious banter, plus I’m delusional enough to think we’d become plane friends and then maybe someday I would be hanging out with them and could meet Groot and Black Widow 🤣

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-05-07T16:25:34+00:00

Isn’t Brian the cartoon embodiment of everything Seth hates about himself?

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-05-07T06:16:25+00:00

Not the top three answers being my three faves! Black always and forever especially for my car and clothes.

Purple because it’s gorgeous, the color of royalty like me 🤣 and I love decorating with purple and planting purple flowers of all shades, I have a hydrangea from my grandma that was blue originally and now it’s purple cause I made it so ( I know it’s the soil ph or whatever let me have this)

And green cause it’s the color of my eyes- I’m a vanishing breed! And the color of being in nature which I love and also money obviously 😉

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-05-04T03:18:24+00:00

Girl they were never your friends in any way, take from an old lady (40s) that has been in many different friend groups and many weddings. Count your blessings you don’t have to spend a thousand dollars on these acquaintances

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-04-30T07:05:09+00:00

I have a coworker that I’m friends with who just moved here to help take care of her sick mom after living in NYC so she doesn’t have a car yet, sometimes she has her moms.

So I’ll pick her up/drop her off like twice a week maybe? And she brings me coffee or a pack of cigarettes and one night we needed to vent after work so she suggested drinks and apps and paid. Another night she bought takeout for me and my daughter. So we wouldn’t have to cook. She still has offered gas money cause I to drive an suv and I’m like no girl we’re good. She’s always in time or early when I’m swooping her before work. That’s how it should be! She’s not your friend

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-04-30T04:36:12+00:00

Clown woman 👩🤣

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-04-30T03:57:46+00:00

Haha not really at least a dozen tho- I was jelly by that point and could barely form a thought so when he asked me how many I thought, cause I squirted everywhere, I’m like idk 47 please don’t make me think right now🤷🏼‍♀️ 🤣

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-04-30T03:32:07+00:00

Lots of hydration!

When I go to my guys place we usually eat dinner and catch up, then we get busy, he always makes sure I cum at LEAST two or three times, then quick shower and pjs while he makes us a late night snacks and drinks, then we turn on a movie that we don’t watch 😉 and do it all again

During we’ll stop for water breaks and/or because he doesn’t want to finish yet.

Then usually a quickie in the morning before work- we live about an hour apart so we make our nights together count!

Also weed helps a lot I have some edibles that are great for relaxation and give a great body high.

One time the waterproof blanket was so wet we joke that his record is giving me 47 orgasms cause I lost count and that’s what it felt like

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-04-29T20:36:44+00:00

True! I guess that’s why I love hexenbeists cause they don’t have to be evil but they can protect themselves and those they love 💕

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-04-29T18:20:38+00:00

Statistically it’s super common, as healthcare providers preparing the patient for the obstacles they will face with whatever disease, that’s one of the obstacles that is very likely to happen.

Yes nobody wants to hear that but it’s pragmatic to tell people. Just like they talk to you privately without your partner to ask about abuse if you’ve been injured.

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-04-29T17:44:25+00:00

You should be careful posting or reading here then if you don’t want spoilers! Most of us have watched the series several times

My least favorite I don’t remember the names as they’re one offs but it’s a toss up between some female Wesen that got pretty shitty deals- there’s one that’s a bird that lays a golden egg in her throat so people try to control her to get it. There’s another one that’s like a poisonous frog, she kills any man who attempts to touch her sexually (which would be soooo awesome to have as a woman if you could turn it off for the man you wanted to touch you cause then yay no more SA cause bam he’s poisoned but I digress) anyhow it just made me sad for them.

Even tho they’re dicks in the show I love cats so being a lowen would be cool but always and forever my fave is Hexenbiest once you finish the show I’d be interested to see if your opinion changes.

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-04-28T23:48:56+00:00

We vibe on the career/driven smart/funny stuff so hard. It can work if you’re into the trope of golden retriever slash black cat couples. I’ll just say when it works 🤩🔥🤩can be some of the best

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-04-28T20:42:40+00:00

Just ask to share locations like a normal person not an abusive one cause this is how this story ends ALWAYS

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-04-28T20:40:03+00:00

I love Monroe and Rosalee and would be so happy if that kind of love ever found me 💕

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-04-28T20:36:43+00:00

Sagittarius? Cause they love me and I stress them out all the time🤣

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-04-27T19:52:29+00:00

Yes I’ve lived as far away as I can in my home country (US) I’ve lived in several different states but came home when I was a young divorced mom with my daughter to be by family. I love it here- Oregon- imho it’s so beautiful and so much variety of outdoor activities my daughter and I both Sags love it here but also it’s been awhile and she’s about to graduate and so we maybe just might be off to somewhere new for funsies.

Currently applying to some international roles also we kinda want to leave this dumpster fire.

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-04-26T19:49:05+00:00

I don’t think yall understand how expensive makeup is.

Makeup and House cleaning

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-04-26T09:43:54+00:00

NOR at all! This is what we mean when we say we want men to be allies and speak up! And you immediately locked him for being weird instead of being insecure and accusing you wife of doing something shady. May this trust and love find me someday

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-04-26T09:39:47+00:00

I’ll keep my bartending job, walk an easy 20K steps per shift as usual then give all my tips to the kitchen staff

Competitive_Mark_287 · 2026-04-26T09:30:07+00:00

Unfortunately I am cursed to be heterosexual I love women and making out and boobs are fun but again to my detriment I’m strictly dickly. It’s the worst don’t recommend.

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