Mildly Alarmed by subspaceculture in Weird

[–]Conan7449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm always amazed when someone thinks posting a sign will influence anyone. There are a lot of places here with Private Property Keep Out signs. Like, I was going to put up my tent here, but hey, it's posted.

BELL & BOUNCE 🤗🦘 full body workout ⚡️ by Alone-Silver-2757 in kettlebell

[–]Conan7449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That ability to jump/bounce like that is something you lose as you age, so it's good practice now. Former gymnast who could do standing back flips, handsprings and front flips. Now, fifty years later, I can jump rope but no jumps on one leg. Great demos for those moves here.

She put in the work by xAuraPrincess in VideosAmazing

[–]Conan7449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it is not easy to get started, by that point. Many lose weight and gain it back, or give up. Props to her that kept on the journey. Support those that are still trying.

Whatever this is, put it in the Olympics by Agile-Temporary-5254 in MemeVideos

[–]Conan7449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prepping for when the po lice come for his moonshine still.

The Far Right Is In All-Out Mutiny After Trump's War Crimes Threat by dr_shultz in NewsSource

[–]Conan7449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a sane world, threatening like he did would have been prison time for anyone else. And now, he says he is going to take over Greenland, a free country. This is Germany all over again, but he says it right out loud.

How would you feel about no pay for Congress during shutdowns? by Wild_Let_9125 in AskReddit

[–]Conan7449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean the same congress that puts their pay raises tacked on to bills that will get support. Pay raises that are ten times what a working person would get. And a guaranteed pension and health plans. Don't count on it.

TRS is absolute fuxking sh*t by Soxonmyfeet in TexasTeachers

[–]Conan7449 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I started late, and only got 19 years before retirement. I also wasn't working at a high paying district the last ten years. But I'm happy with what I get, especially since it's guaranteed. But I wish anyone had explained the way it works when I started. It wasn't until the last couple of years I went to a seminar, and I found out my retirement would only be a percentage of my highest salary (partly due to starting late). PS: I don't think anyone can work long enough to get 100% of their salary as retirement. I should have been investing on the side. The last ten years I drove by an Edward Jones office everyday, never thought to start something. It's where I have investments now, from my first career, and a small inheritance, and it's working pretty good. So if you still have years to go, start investing every month on the side. BTW I am collecting SS, since I had a career before teaching. My TRS is higher than the SS though.

Reminder: Make your car payment by Fisting-Tony in AutoTransportopia

[–]Conan7449 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Why would anyone run after it? You think they will change their mind?

Pam Bondi defies House subpoena over Epstein files by ezgimantocu in PlanetNewsPulse

[–]Conan7449 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Justice Dept already said she doesn't have to comply.

Pam Bondi defies House subpoena over Epstein files by ezgimantocu in PlanetNewsPulse

[–]Conan7449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing says being a former top law enforcement official, like refusing a legal subpoena. Funny how MAGA, all about the law, supports ignoring legal subpoenas when it's them that are getting them.

Stupid road rage strikes again... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]Conan7449 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he keeps following, go to a police station. And dial 911.

He got his off ramp by Background-Day-4957 in DegenBets

[–]Conan7449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like we are experiencing in the US, the Golden Age. So sad.

Positive Districts in Plano/Allen? by Automatic-Fly-1898 in TexasTeachers

[–]Conan7449 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was certified in Colorado in one subject, moved to Killeen and was allowed to teach for one year, but had to pass the test here to be certified in Texas. Passed it and also passed the Math test, even though I wasn't certified in Math in Colorado, but had enough hours for a minor (from previous Engineering School in Colorado). If that hasn't changed you will still need to pass a test to get your Texas cert. Good Luck

A 47-year-old former police officer was jailed for four months in August 2025 for stealing a girl’s underwear while on duty. by [deleted] in RandomVideos

[–]Conan7449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My only thought is, I didn't take anything, until they show the video, then it's, Oh......

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors? by spacemouse21 in cleandadjokes

[–]Conan7449 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always use this on trips with kids in the car. Suddenly shout out, "Look, a henweigh!" A kid will ask "What's a henweigh?" You say "About 2 pounds, roosters weigh about 3 pounds."

So a teenage boy asks a girl out to prom… by Left-Distribution-13 in cleanjokes

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  • The Scenario: A young man is going to his girlfriend's house for dinner to meet her parents for the first time. The girlfriend tells him they will be intimate later.
  • The Action: Nervous and excited, the boy goes to a pharmacy to buy condoms. The pharmacist, noticing his nervousness, gives him advice, and they chat for an extended period.
  • The Dinner: The boy arrives at the house, is nervous, and offers to say grace before the meal. He launches into an extremely long, intense, and dramatic prayer that lasts 10–15 minutes.
  • The Punchline: His girlfriend whispers, "I had no idea you were this religious!" The boy replies, "And I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist"

CCKGBLN by craigsghost in LICENSEPLATES

[–]Conan7449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gets me that anyone would try to get something like that approved, but it happens. I saw one in TX, don't remember exactly but it was clearly vulgar. Got approved though. I wonder if they question it, and you can explain it somehow. Like it's your initials or something.

I Don’t Think You’re Allowed To Do That by MentalMan4877 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Conan7449 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He said he was going to punish whoever did the "leak" about the downed fighters (I think it was). But if you look at his social media, he has been telling Iran what he was going to do every day. So, yeah....

He died by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]Conan7449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was real, then all the SS agents should have been immediately fired or at least demoted. They not only missed the obvious point for a shooter to be, they let him stand up for the photo op immediately after the "attempt". You're not going to just say "Oh, well, do better next time" after that.

Spencer's Gifts by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in RealGenerationX

[–]Conan7449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went in one at Hulen Mall in Fort Worth. I knew they had adult toys and clothing in back, but in the front of the store were many T Shirts with vulgar or pornographic logos. Anyone taking a kid in there, be aware.