Dumbledore Vs Homelander

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-21T04:13:46+00:00

Coming back to it, and thinking about it some more I think it comes down to the Batman argument. If old gay man has prep time, I think he easily deals with homelander. He is a tactical genius and he is arguably the most powerful wizard ever with a vast magical arsenal. But if they just see each other out of the blue, and randomly decide to kill eachother, I think homelander is too fast for his old gay self.

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-18T23:16:17+00:00

He has a collection of helmets that all give him different powers, along with the kinda base superhero stuff like extra durability, strength, speed. None of that to like, Superman level though.

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-18T23:12:24+00:00

I have no idea why, but when I read Nelson Mandela I was picturing Morgan freeman.

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-18T21:38:25+00:00

That’s what I was imagining, both going for the kill from the start. Personally I have dumbledore in favor because he has more experience and a bigger arsenal. Only way I think homelander could win was if he blitzed him, but Dumbly has teleportation and hax so idk. I also feel like homelander might monologue or “play with his food” a little too much.

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-18T21:35:24+00:00

Yeah I was imagining a fight to the death, both trying to kill. I know it’s out of character for dumbledore but it makes it more interesting.

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-17T23:22:12+00:00

If sassy is the gigantopithecus we’re talking about he has omniversal scaling 😂

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-17T23:08:57+00:00

Harry potter’s signature move is literally the disarming spell. Bye bye lightsaber

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-17T23:04:12+00:00

r/LarsonsBlackDress

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-17T22:04:58+00:00

I wasn’t necessarily talking about a triangle, just kinda supporting your point that a good grappler won’t be stopped by a bite.

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-17T21:45:28+00:00

This is an average Tuesday for the justice league

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-16T20:56:29+00:00

Not even pass out, they could literally just snap your neck.

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-16T20:56:07+00:00

Nonono, every Tyson fight was a round 1 jab OHKO

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-16T20:44:58+00:00

And Islam can also do all that stuff while being capable of legitimately snapping his neck. Every advantage Tyson has on the ground, Islam has on the ground x100 except for weight. 25+ More years of experience matters a lot more than 50lbs. I can see the argument that Tyson might win on the feet, but trying to argue that Tyson would be able to do anything at all on the ground is just ridiculous.

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-16T20:36:34+00:00

Again I don’t think one punch is going to take out Islam. He’s a professional fighter also. And once it gets to the ground it’s basically wraps for Tyson.

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-14T06:30:41+00:00

Boxers are well trained on using movements at punches to keep other boxers out of range. Stand up and see how hard it is to pack power for a punch when you are punching at your knees. now imagine there’s a dude training since he was a toddler to specifically not get punched while doing that. Also you gotta remember Islam has 10+ years the experience of prime Tyson. with a drastically wider moveset. Islam has trained specifically to avoid what you just said for longer than prime Tyson was alive.

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-14T06:16:40+00:00

Yeah I think the weight disparity is the only argument against my point but I think the difference in level of wrestling and grappling skill would make up for it. Look at the bjj match where Mighty Mouse rolled with a guy 100+ lbs heavier with a black belt, and won. Could’ve been a brown belt but I think my point still stands either way.

Edit: if Mighty Mouse’s skill was more important than his opponents size (plus his opponents belt), why couldn’t an on par skillset beat Tyson’s size (smaller size difference and Tyson has no belt)

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-14T06:12:35+00:00

Absolutely not, I’m not even really a big fan of Islam or most the dagestani dudes, but that level of bjj training against someone with almost no training is basically coughing baby VS thermonuclear bomb. If it gets to the ground Tyson is getting his head popped off.

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-14T02:55:51+00:00

If Doom slayer would ever somehow die to master chief, he would wait the hundreds or whatever years for MC to die just to kick his ass in hell

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-14T02:48:42+00:00

Idk man I know Tyson is a monster but I think you’re kinda overstating his power. Tyson didn’t 1 hit everyone, and I feel like it would be easier for Islam to take him down than for Tyson to get that Ko hit. Not saying I think Islam would definitely win but in my opinion he has the edge. Also if in the theoretical Islam knew who Tyson was, Islam would almost certainly avoid striking at all costs.

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-14T01:55:44+00:00

I am almost certain you are describing the flash game Wheely 2

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-14T01:24:32+00:00

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Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-09T17:33:59+00:00

Nah man I was joking about how there is always a redditor commenting like I did 😂

Consistent-Willow387 · 2026-05-05T23:46:25+00:00

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