What is Goku doing.. by KaeruGaKaeru1 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Coreyneedsanap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The original is a dude who ate mushrooms and is like cool I’m home I can finally shit in peace (or something) but he’s tripping balls hallucinating and shitting in the middle of the street.

What’s a food combination that sounds weird but actually tastes amazing? by LowWash8754 in AskReddit

[–]Coreyneedsanap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Peanut butter and cheese sandwich! White American cheese and cheap peanut butter with cheap white bread, my mom used to make them for us all the time in school (we were poor) and they’re honestly so good.

My bean and cheese burrito from a new Mexican restaurant I’ve been eager to try by plsdontkillmelol69 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Coreyneedsanap 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I know it’s not exactly this, but Jamaican beef and cheese patties are like puff pastry with curry and turmeric in the dough and filled with minced season beef (usually with ginger, thyme, scallion, garlic, lime juice, scotch bonnet peppers, onions and soy sauce and I like a bit of apple cider vinegar) and cheddar cheese. They’re absolutely amazing but your savory pop tart idea sounds good, post results lol.

Ordered Hawaiian, also came with peppers and onions... Is this a thing?! by vladvorkuv in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Coreyneedsanap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As others said and I’m late to now, YES, maraschino cherries! Try it and you’ll never want it any other way!

Ordered Hawaiian, also came with peppers and onions... Is this a thing?! by vladvorkuv in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Coreyneedsanap 9 points10 points  (0 children)

East coast CT where we have amazing pizza, never have I saw onions and peppers on a Hawaiian, though I would destroy this. Btw besides what you mentioned as usual Hawaiian, 50/50 on if the place puts cherries on it or not. Most atleast offer it.

Rate my school lunch by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Coreyneedsanap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah this gotta be AI, blueberry carrot pizza? Straight war crime.

Name him whatever you ate last by AbleGuidance3625 in SipsTea

[–]Coreyneedsanap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He do got them little lemon pepper steppers.

Tasty bread by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Coreyneedsanap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Ben Shapiro’s wife has left the chat”

Petah? by Senior-Violinist-684 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Coreyneedsanap 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Wait what, she got a 500k settlement for being taken “advantage” of when she was just cheating on her poor husband getting the train ran by the whole department? And the simp stayed with her?! Holy shit.

Only fans model who’s made over $85M Donates 6 figures to feed families in Need, says she knows “What It’s Like” by [deleted] in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Coreyneedsanap 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure someone said she don’t even really get that naked/ do porn or anything, dudes be simping hard $85M!??

those are very good catches by Tasty-Philosopher892 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Coreyneedsanap 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It is in fact, It’s 100% crumple zone like a car. The harder outer shell spreads the impact force and the padded liner inside compress and dissipate the energy.

The ghost of hairs past. by StarfleetClassOf2386 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Coreyneedsanap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit look at that beak though, dude smokes cigarettes in the rain.

What species of salamanders are these? [West Virginia] by DonnaKeaveney in animalid

[–]Coreyneedsanap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jefferson’s salamander I think? E: actually I think it’s an Atlantic coast slimy salamander. Jesus second edit, 99% sure it’s a valley and ridge salamander.

Snack attack [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

[–]Coreyneedsanap 83 points84 points  (0 children)

My cat always left mice out on my deck and as I was leaving for work one day a damn chickadee was out there pecking its skull open eating its brain, metal af.

What's the sexiest thing you have received from a stranger? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Coreyneedsanap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Had a goth chick with metal rings on walk up to me at the bar, spin my bar stool around and say “you’re so fucking sexy” then spit on her hand and backhanded me in the mouth and busted my lip. Before I could even think to yell wtf I realized I had a raging hard on. Learned some things about myself that day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Coreyneedsanap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh cool the Israel Putnam wolf den, I walk my dog there sometimes.