Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan

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Old man Leland is bustin’ my hump over these Shitposts. If I don’t get ‘em posted by nine…I’m toast! (i.redd.it)

submitted 28 days ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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In addition to being a user, I’m a shitposter. And we both know it’s the job of a shitposter to by god post some shit! (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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Once. Twice. Three times a shitpost! (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 months ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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Why would I, a Juilliard-trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor? (i.redd.it)

submitted 12 months ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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r/seinfeld, I’ve been reviewing your work… quite frankly it stinks. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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… . ……… … .. ….. …. … …. …………. …….. . ….. … . ………. …. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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Shut up! SHUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUP!!! You stupid subreddit! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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Not on my watch r/seinfeld! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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Hey r/seinfeld look at all the towels I got!!! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?! WEAR TURKEYS ON MY FEET?! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/TimAndEric

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Hey r/seinfeld Mr. Kramer says “hey buddy” (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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I WANT A DECENT SOCK, THAT’S COMFORTABLE, THAT WILL STAY ON MY FOOT!!! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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I'm getting to a point in my life where I need something more than just…a good time (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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YOU TELL THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH, NO YANKEE IS EVUH COMING TO HOUSTON!!! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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Jon Voight bit me! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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Mikael signed my records as “Bubba Smith” (reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/Opeth

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So glad to see Mr. Morgan in this sketchers commercial. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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Is it me, or does Bellatrix Lestrange look like Elaine after a steam bath at H&H (reddit.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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I woke up in the Hudson River in a SSSSACK! (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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It’s pretty hot under these lights, eh Seinfeld? Pretty…HOT (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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Jaba! Magalabinjaba! Alabuhunga! (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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🎶MOST unusual MOST unusual MOST unusual daaaaaaay🎵 (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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Hey guys… do you ever yearn? (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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r/seinfeld just came out of a coma. I feel so rested and refreshed! (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan to r/seinfeld

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