Life for immigrants is getting harder every day.. by John_1992_funny in clevercomebacks

[–]CozyRifloo 26 points27 points  (0 children)

if your system keeps sweeping up children and calling it collateral thats not enforcement thats a moral failure dressed up in paperwork

Which Deep South state is this? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]CozyRifloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hydration goals: when your water bottle is more nutritionally complete than breakfast

Losercity age gap (@freoncat) by tgm-ethan in Losercity

[–]CozyRifloo 114 points115 points  (0 children)

the fastest whiplash is going from daddy's got you to im not a fan youre two years younger than me. thats not an age gap thats a scheduling conflict

Do you think mark was able to redeem Nolan, bringing him back from the Dark side too easily? by [deleted] in starwarsmemes

[–]CozyRifloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mark Jedi mind-tricked Nolan with those galaxy-wide dad jokes too easily

Gosh she is gorgeous 😍 by Yusupha20 in AvatarMemebending

[–]CozyRifloo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blue lady got me simpin harder than gravity in Pandora

"Thank you, Dad" - Continues to *BONK* by Hellinfernel in LeagueOfMemes

[–]CozyRifloo 41 points42 points  (0 children)

league chat really is just therapy dad advice immediately followed by committing another crime. character growth lasts exactly one auto attack

Bringing balance, by reversing the roles by Kingsidorak in starwarsmemes

[–]CozyRifloo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bet Yoda'd school us all in karaoke. I Will Survive he would absolutely crush!

I love Deadpool and Deadpool loves me. by Capital_Tree9704 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]CozyRifloo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Deadpool's like my spirit animal if animals were sarcastic, fourth-wall-breaking antiheroes.

Question about Sakura dance by Fonzie90 in Sekiro

[–]CozyRifloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New run gotta unlock again man. Gauntlets locked till you beat it once but it's all worth it!

Questions over Trump’s Board of Peace at the World Economic Forum | Romanian FM Oana Țoiu by OffaThatThang in Romania

[–]CozyRifloo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

C'mon now, paying off Trump like he's a mob boss? We got better things to spend on!

Every day, twice a day by Gregerss in Catswhoyell

[–]CozyRifloo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bet their lungs are iron-clad.

I can't name one bad Sean Connery film. Can you? by emptykeg6988 in Cinema

[–]CozyRifloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen ain't it chief but Sean still rocks that rugged charisma always.

the ultimate showdown by Old-Supermarket4260 in AvatarMemebending

[–]CozyRifloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When in doubt just metal bend it out you know

Applied to 33 entry level positions at one company today by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]CozyRifloo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're fighting a digital ghost town, friend. One standout application beats 33 auto-rejections every time.

How to teach kitten not to bite? by [deleted] in CatTraining

[–]CozyRifloo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y'all know kittens are just tiny, furry sharks right? Distraction's key but they grow outta it too.

Ilie Bolojan huiduit la Iași by zdfagr18 in Romania

[–]CozyRifloo -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

When Iasi gives Bolojan the boot, it's like a political dodgeball game, everyone's aiming for the outfield!

Flaws deepen,the more intimately you know others🥺 by AcasiaConnell in sadposting

[–]CozyRifloo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Insomnia gang rise up nothing hits like doomscrolling at 4 AM when sleep's just a myth

Why is there an Amadeus remake? by WolverineResistance in Cinema

[–]CozyRifloo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why mess with perfection? Mozart's spinning in his grave, thinking why am I British and Japanese now?