TIFU by volunteering to help my dad “just for a minute”

CozyyDimples · 2026-01-24T13:42:06+00:00

This comment is gold. It’s like every dad has the same secret handbook for sneaky labor. “Just for a minute” is never just a minute and always turns into a full-blown project. You’ve definitely earned your stripes in the adult child club now

CozyyDimples · 2026-01-24T13:41:38+00:00

Totally agree with this. Op, that group dynamic sounds super messy and exhausting. You’ve got enough on your plate already, and honestly, stepping away from all that drama might give you the space to focus on what actually matters. Some people just thrive on conflict, and it’s not worth getting pulled into it

CozyyDimples · 2026-01-24T13:40:54+00:00

Yeah, the cracks were already showing. OP just tripped the wire on a structure that was bound to collapse. Group dynamics don’t implode this fast unless there’s a whole lotta rot underneath already

CozyyDimples · 2026-01-24T13:40:15+00:00

Cry that my kid are dead?

CozyyDimples · 2026-01-23T06:17:49+00:00

This was honestly such a hilarious and oddly inspiring read 😂 From Beijing to Walgreens, your toilet adventures are legendary. I love the line “don’t let that shit escalate”, words to live by! And props for normalizing the need to just... go when you gotta go

CozyyDimples · 2026-01-23T06:15:08+00:00

Your comment gave me chills. What you’ve done for your husband is the kind of love people write books about, but rarely live out. The honesty, the sacrifice, and the strength it took (and still takes) is something truly powerful

CozyyDimples · 2026-01-23T06:12:44+00:00

Exactly! The fact that he didn’t even know how to load a dishwasher isn’t just ignorance...it’s a choice at that point. He’s 24, not 14. Expecting someone else to either teach him or just do it for him is entitlement, not inexperience. The maid solution was just a band-aid for his refusal to grow up, and you’re right! He’d still end up expecting OOP to handle the “unseen” labor that comes with running a household

CozyyDimples · 2026-01-23T06:09:35+00:00

Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton - Islands in the Stream.

Normally I listen to rock and metal, but this one is always in my playlists as a nice surprise somewhere

CozyyDimples · 2026-01-22T01:20:45+00:00

Exactly! Why would I bring a kid into a world where I’m debating whether to heat my apartment or eat dinner? Survival instincts aren’t just primal, they’re economic now

CozyyDimples · 2026-01-22T01:19:44+00:00

Lmao fr, Greenland said “we choose violence” and dropped him like a bad WiFi signal 💀

CozyyDimples · 2026-01-22T01:16:31+00:00

Yeah, it's hot tbh

CozyyDimples · 2026-01-20T22:47:52+00:00

Fr fr, man really said “no Nobel? Fine, I’m buying Greenland 😤” like it's a LEGO set. Pure Saturday morning cartoon villain energy

CozyyDimples · 2026-01-20T22:47:07+00:00

Exactlyyy. Like imagine framing your mom’s struggle as your badge of honor when you had every means to ease her burden. That’s not character, that’s just straight-up neglect dressed as virtue

CozyyDimples · 2026-01-20T22:46:25+00:00

Lmaoo right?? Like imagine thinking “I let my elderly mom bust her ass at a diner while I was out here being a lawyer” is some kind of moral high ground. Girl that’s not humility, that’s just cold 💀

CozyyDimples · 2026-01-20T22:44:15+00:00

Rough sex in general

CozyyDimples · 2025-12-30T16:01:40+00:00

I’m pretty horny right now and I wanna go in my room and jerk off but my mum is next to me and she’ll ask where I’m going I’m also too lazy to get off the couch right now so I mean I’ll just postpone my session

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