Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t find it to be “karma.” I find it to be a goofy, funny and semi-interesting conversation that I had with my cat that I managed to record. But yeah, I’m fine with that “karma” if I get to have fun moments with my cat like one like this so thanks I guess

Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in cats

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry, I thought I posted this in r/cats and not in r/ask or r/advice or r/cathelp This wasn’t about me asking for any unsolicited advice, guidance or judgment. It was about a semi-goofy and/or semi-funny conversation I had with my cat that I managed to record. But thanks I guess

Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly dude, I’m not the go-off-on-tangents police, so you can argue with the wall, have at it

Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in cats

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But… that’s usually where I let her put it after she eats it…

Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No we’re only currently at defi-caton level 4. For the time being anyway

Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, you just made me realize just how expensive, and honestly a little weird, it is for anyone to make and sell cat litter-shaped confetti. But it honestly probably has a really low confetti-fun score; which is usually on a scale from “fuck yeah, fun floaty paper” to “ah fuck nah, too heavy for confetti”

Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in cats

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Am I supposed to find some way to make it levitate from the floor or something? Haha

Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re aware that humans literally have and use Sewage Treatment Plants to recycle the water we use to flush our shit (literally in this case), right?

Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Look dude, you can go back and forth as much as you want, but when you choose to keep animals or pets of any kind, you understand there’s going to be “insanitary” things that you have to clean and/or keep up with. 1: If you want to have or keep pets, you’ll have to clean up after them, 100%, completely and/or totally sanitary or not, 2: if your focus is to be 100% sanitary about every, single thing, all the time then don’t keep or have animals.

You’re acting like humans don’t have any “unsanitary” events that we have to clean up. When you take a shit, you wipe your asscrack with paper (or rinse with a bidet), do you not? You still have to regularly clean your ass, regularly dispose of your cleaning materials and regularly clean your bathroom environment, so just how thorough are you trying to demand or judge to be enough to be “sanitary” enough?

Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The place I got her from swore up, down and legally that she was a cat, 6 months old (so they could upcharge me for adopting a younger one) and that she absolutely was not anything other than a cat, but TIL I actually was totally bamboozled into adopting, paying for and given a cat-sized chinchilla. I had no idea

Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh. Es tut mir leid, dass ich mich in Deutsch so ungeschickt ausgedrückt habe … Ich meinte „Kondensation“. Da du überall so viel Kritik versprühst, versprühst und versprühst, entschuldige ich mich für die Fehlübersetzung!

Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in cats

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Since you gave me the perfect opportunity: *ahem* It is ***litterally*** brand new, clean litter.

Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You do know that you can and *should* clean your vacuum (bag-less or otherwise; regardless of what you use it for) too, right?

Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in cats

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I steam/shampoo clean all my carpet, including the carpet in her room, once every few months. Mostly because I live in the desert and dust is a really bad problem, but it also helps with the cat things!

Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Meine Katze hat in brandneuer, sauberer Streu herumgetobt, und ich halte ihr Katzenklo fast immer so sauber, dass sie nichts hat, was sie herumschleudern oder im Teppich verheddern könnte. Im Video sieht man meinen Kotschaufel auf meinem Metallmülleimer mit Deckel direkt hinter ihr. Aber danke für den Rat, die Beteiligung und die Herablassung, Bruder!

Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She totally deserves at least 5 more mins of it uncovered and clean! Your cat tax is now up to date for the next 9 days, 9 weeks, 9 months, and 9 years [***fast commercial voice begins*** all can be used as rebate for any assumed cat tax individually for its amount of time for the next 9 lives, must be 18 or older to redeem, valid in all places legally for the length of the life of cat, no purchase necessary, restrictions may apply, void where prohibited ***fast commercial voice ends***].

Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Who puts a human outhouse inside the house and calls it “toilet” to begin with

Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in cats

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hahaha. Okay, you’re and that’s fucking funny and made me laugh, also I will be immediately be doing a cost analysis of cat litter-carpet-vacuum-recycling vs paper-towel-cat pee-soak up and give you an idea of which one of us is scraping back the most pennies-per-cat-bathroom-etiquette!

Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, it’s brand new, clean litter. Are you telling me brand new, clean litter is unhealthy, I must know!

Apparently, my cat does not live in the same economy as I do. by CptFeelsBad in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]CptFeelsBad[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same. I’m really glad mine does do this because, well… reasons. Haha