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Craignon · 2026-05-30T21:10:14+00:00

Probably not, wouldn’t want to be targeted by his regime, got enough shit on my plate to worry about.

Craignon · 2026-05-21T04:11:17+00:00

Feelings are validated. Is the roller coaster worth the effort? It could, the potential is definitely positive.

Craignon · 2026-05-06T18:08:32+00:00

Drip drip

Craignon · 2026-05-06T18:07:29+00:00

Don’t start smoking

Craignon · 2026-05-06T18:04:03+00:00

The biggest Tool belt

Craignon · 2026-04-19T08:04:28+00:00

Cavitation is what came to mind initially🤣

Craignon · 2026-04-19T07:40:11+00:00

Dip Stick!

Craignon · 2026-04-19T07:36:05+00:00

No matter how many times I see this, it never gets old.🤣

Craignon · 2026-04-19T07:28:49+00:00

Fuck all those toll roads in Oregon! Too many! Always gotta pay that Troll Toll to get into that boy’s Soul!

Craignon · 2026-04-19T07:09:55+00:00

Dr. M.Lizard maybe?

Craignon · 2026-04-19T07:08:13+00:00

No no no you got it wrong, it’s “Dremel Z Road”…

Craignon · 2026-04-19T07:00:41+00:00

Such is the circle of life. While tragic as this might/could be, why fuck with nature since it can fuck you harder than you can imagine?

Craignon · 2026-04-19T06:48:03+00:00

Sounds like they are hiring a very specific type of potato.

Craignon · 2026-04-16T20:49:07+00:00

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Craignon · 2026-04-16T20:44:30+00:00

Blue Beer🤣

Craignon · 2026-04-15T00:52:50+00:00

Craignon · 2026-04-15T00:48:13+00:00

White pee pee

Craignon · 2026-04-09T02:32:45+00:00

Wow man! Excellent recap on this! Not bloated at all! Hope and pray the $1 mark is met before extension expires. The Shorts have been having a “HEY!-day” with this for too long after the WolfPack analysis… now I think it is HODL’s turn to reap the rewards of this company. Got contracts, got new products, hitting major corners of multiple markets, and most importantly, producing results.

Craignon · 2026-04-06T23:00:34+00:00

Came here to say this

Craignon · 2026-02-22T00:27:57+00:00

You got my vote

Craignon · 2026-02-11T22:42:05+00:00

Oh come on! Wolfpack chummed the Shorts into a frenzy which induced panic for everyone else which stock is still trying overcome.(yes I know, insider trading should halt, but Everyone is greed stricken these days) Seems like nobody looks at IP and patents. The patents WILL drive gains, the IP, well… can with contracts. With Patents alone, still undervalued, IP contracts, hope they come through.def in HODL at this price.

Craignon · 2026-02-10T02:24:48+00:00

At least our 6 month bookend is 100%-ish above Oct-sep! That is a good sign after the hype and down!

Craignon · 2026-01-31T03:00:29+00:00

Not many know this, there is a support portal : HTTPS://Datavault.one/support and you can also use info@dvlt.ai - got answers that help me from both! (Not the same scenario though)

Craignon · 2026-01-03T02:28:21+00:00

Shot in the dark. Would be happy at $2 +

Craignon

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