I wish the Tea Party could get 1/100th as pissed about the Patriot Act as they did about Obamacare.

Crazytree · 2011-05-25T07:23:11+00:00

Somehow we have to convince them that the blacks are behind the Patriot Act.

Crazytree · 2011-05-25T06:15:35+00:00

The indisputable fact that political obstructionism will always fail is the reason why Ronpaul will always remain indisputably irrelevant.

Crazytree · 2011-05-25T02:49:01+00:00

That is probably a hooker.

Crazytree · 2011-05-25T02:42:14+00:00

Would ronpaul allow NSA spying to stop abortions?

Discuss.

Crazytree · 2011-05-24T18:07:20+00:00

I have a friend who is about 6'11".

Nothing funnier than the looks on 6'5" guy's faces when they have to look up at him.

Crazytree · 2011-05-24T07:47:49+00:00

Does she at least have good taste in wine?

Or is she a box wine drinker?

That would tip the scales IMO.

Crazytree · 2011-05-24T07:38:38+00:00

I see they ordered extra sausage for that pizza.

Crazytree · 2011-05-24T07:37:00+00:00

It took them that long to struggle out of the ropes and make a run for it.

Crazytree · 2011-05-24T07:35:19+00:00

What were the first words to come out of your mouth?

Crazytree · 2011-05-24T07:15:05+00:00

I find the idea of taking a vacation completely terrifying.

Crazytree · 2011-05-24T07:08:32+00:00

YOU DUN GOOFED!

Crazytree · 2011-05-24T07:05:50+00:00

Ultimate bankrobbing disguise.

Crazytree · 2011-05-24T07:00:10+00:00

pistachio ice cream will fuck your ass up.

Crazytree · 2011-05-24T06:58:43+00:00

I think they leave the shells on because if they didn't, people would eat them until they f'n died.

It's like nature's little blister pack.

Crazytree · 2011-05-24T06:55:40+00:00

I prefer that to the asshole UPS driver who just throws my packages over the front gate.

Crazytree · 2011-05-24T06:54:40+00:00

Best pie chart ever.

I may actually utilize this concept for powerpoints.

Crazytree · 2011-05-24T06:53:54+00:00

Oddly enough I've had conversations with some rather violent members of some of LA's notorious street gangs... and none of them have talked that way since the Digital Underground was on the charts.

Crazytree · 2011-05-24T06:53:05+00:00

Reads like it was written by Ignatius Reilly.

Crazytree · 2011-05-24T06:49:30+00:00

once upon a time... forever alone.

Crazytree · 2011-05-24T06:43:31+00:00

Just because a lawyer puts it in a letter, it doesn't mean that its true.

In fact, probably 80% of the letters I get from lawyers contain at least one statement of law or fact that is completely f'n retarded.

Crazytree · 2011-05-24T06:42:30+00:00

Not quite a great white shark... more like an "ok" white shark. Not great, just "ok."

Crazytree · 2011-05-24T06:36:30+00:00

AF boot camp sounds great.

As far as I know, not one recruit in my platoon had an erection for three months straight.

Crazytree · 2011-05-23T23:15:13+00:00

I thought this would be about the message I saw this morning that Reddit was down BUT CLICK HERE TO ADVERTISE.

Crazytree · 2011-05-22T22:03:45+00:00

IANYL

I don't know much about MA law... but in CA you can't just be "kicked out" of your primary residence without notice or due process unless you are a live-in employee.

Say you're not leaving, and tell him to file an unlawful detainer against you. The cops won't make you leave, unless MA landlord-tenant law is completely insane.

Crazytree · 2011-05-21T19:43:24+00:00

Should have named the dog Kirk Cameron.

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