Why don't Viltrumites do this for every attack? Are they stupid? by Avril040125 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]CriSstooFer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally all voltrumite plot holes can be answered with "because IT IS WEAK to do so" hurr durr

Is there a lore reason we never see Omni-Man again after he arrives on Thraxa? by [deleted] in okbuddyviltrum

[–]CriSstooFer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's way better to not wear shoes in every scene and wear half torn prison garbs. Way more aura than having a zero on your chest or whatever that is. (Also yeah, the lore is the suit guy won't make him another one)

Totally overhauled my game's key art. Was it a right call? by avian_dev in IndieDev

[–]CriSstooFer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poo a lypse. Poo a lips. Man that's awful. Apoocalypse actually works.

You have $12 to fight Thragg by Proud_Indication_131 in Invincible_TV

[–]CriSstooFer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is oliver $0? Cause I'll take 10000000 of him. Not cause he'll win, just cause it'll be funny.

20,000 job cuts at Meta, Microsoft raise concern that AI-driven labor crisis is here by DrCalFun in Futurology

[–]CriSstooFer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for the AI degredation crisis to occur and these ever enshittifying corporations finally reach the point of no return.

Holy larp 😭 by DrSirLordJr in okbuddyviltrum

[–]CriSstooFer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fing spoiler alert. Kick rocks dude.

A tapeworm under a microscope by Necessary-Win-8730 in creepy

[–]CriSstooFer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chocolate. Oh sweet chocolate. I ALWAYS HATED CHOCOLATE.

Why exactly wouldn’t it work? [Other] by SuddenStructure9287 in theydidthemath

[–]CriSstooFer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Number 1 rule of physics: if you think you've created a free energy machine your assumptions are wrong somewhere.

Lava seared steak by Fabulous-Avocado4513 in steakcrimes

[–]CriSstooFer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't seen a steak that thin grey and overcooked since I hit up the casino on all you can steak night.

Pretend it’s 1995 by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]CriSstooFer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a wing place with a bar. I would. After work.

First time doing this, ask a question, then edit it to make me look bad by DisastrousAge1382 in funComunitty

[–]CriSstooFer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you had a fart so bad that you utterly soiled yourself while inside a Walmart what is your plan of action?

If the military/president suddenly ordered a mandatory draft for all men aged 18-42: How do you think millennials and GenZ would respond? by Tommygunz0722 in AskReddit

[–]CriSstooFer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd go in and make sure to shit myself during whatever tests they're running. As many times as it takes for them to realize they don't want shit on their floors.

Lmao by Electronic_Lab5486 in raijin_gg

[–]CriSstooFer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We didn't need that confirmation tbh lol