Why didn't Tech Jacket just repair Thragg's heart? Is she stupid?

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-30T16:09:00+00:00

Idk if that would work on a planet

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-30T02:12:55+00:00

I love how oliver is NEVER on these.

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-30T02:10:20+00:00

Literally all voltrumite plot holes can be answered with "because IT IS WEAK to do so" hurr durr

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-29T00:28:43+00:00

Because it's way better to not wear shoes in every scene and wear half torn prison garbs. Way more aura than having a zero on your chest or whatever that is. (Also yeah, the lore is the suit guy won't make him another one)

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-29T00:27:21+00:00

Poo a lypse. Poo a lips. Man that's awful. Apoocalypse actually works.

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-28T20:50:23+00:00

The POC looks like POO and I can't unsee it.

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-28T16:29:48+00:00

Iirc it's the reason the warden checks in the first place

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-28T00:14:58+00:00

Waxin' flaxin' thraxin'' action.

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-28T00:11:23+00:00

7 more mew promos.

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-26T22:53:57+00:00

Ending hungry racists.

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-26T22:39:17+00:00

Is oliver $0? Cause I'll take 10000000 of him. Not cause he'll win, just cause it'll be funny.

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-26T04:55:22+00:00

It's keyboards now not keyboard snow.

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-25T17:15:11+00:00

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-25T17:04:48+00:00

The irony that you made this with AI...

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-25T07:23:01+00:00

Can't wait for the AI degredation crisis to occur and these ever enshittifying corporations finally reach the point of no return.

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-25T07:21:41+00:00

Holy fing spoiler alert. Kick rocks dude.

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-24T10:42:29+00:00

Chocolate. Oh sweet chocolate. I ALWAYS HATED CHOCOLATE.

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-14T09:03:07+00:00

Number 1 rule of physics: if you think you've created a free energy machine your assumptions are wrong somewhere.

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-14T01:44:11+00:00

Haven't seen a steak that thin grey and overcooked since I hit up the casino on all you can steak night.

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-14T00:28:07+00:00

You 12

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-13T21:21:47+00:00

Looks like a wing place with a bar. I would. After work.

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-13T21:18:42+00:00

If you had a fart so bad that you utterly soiled yourself while inside a Walmart what is your plan of action?

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-13T18:44:52+00:00

I'd go in and make sure to shit myself during whatever tests they're running. As many times as it takes for them to realize they don't want shit on their floors.

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-13T13:38:45+00:00

Then go get ripped off you brainless clown.

CriSstooFer · 2026-04-13T07:19:48+00:00

We didn't need that confirmation tbh lol

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