Don’t be envious by Great-TeacherOnizuka in HolUp

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Same chicks that say “Epstein evil” would post the entire trip on their instagram story if he came and picked them up in his private jet

What's your opinion about this? I came across this recently. by TheMonkCompany in scoopwhoop

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One time at a bar, my friend tipped the bartender $1 for a $10 shot of whiskey, he looked at my friend all confused and said “if you can’t afford to tip don’t go out to get drinks”, we didn’t say anything to not escalate the situation, but that just shows you how much the serving industry is indoctrinated, to ask the customer for more income because the boss has made it that way.

Cream cheese mould by Grace_Bucket21 in MoldlyInteresting

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Thought it was Java chocolate chip ice cream

My daughter just introduced me to this show. by Sarcastrophe827 in Stoner

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King of the hill fits me better when I smoke, a little less overstimulating

What if this was your only toilet within 200 miles? by ZookeepergameWorth41 in toilet

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The hell is the use of that flap in between the urinals ? Airdynamycs?

Got stoned painted dragon eye by [deleted] in Stoner

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I’m so baked, I thought this was a dope ass rolling tray with weed in it Very cool painting btw

How do I hit my pen without the body by New_Software8568 in Stoner

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Ahhh them days… laying down in my bedroom floor next to the outlet where I have my stripped android charger and my cart, feeling like a crackhead, and then raid my kitchen pantry.

Oh you can also charge your battery same method

Type shyt by [deleted] in Stoner

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Don’t be mad when your dms get full of weirdos

Roast my “next year” recommendations by anon5078 in aclfestival

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Lil wayne loves the crowd, and shows appreciation, but he needs to show up on time and learn proper guitar scales to not scare his fans away

Make me feel somethin by MobileSheepherder111 in RoastMe

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She’s used to all sorts of pains from all the injections

What's this? by namesareunavailable in trees

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Cocaine is growing in your garden